He’s not going to call.
He’s calling.
He doesn’t even have my phone number.
He will get your number.
How?
Somehow. Why do you think we have had all these advances in information technology? They are all about helping people track down other people other people they are sexually attracted to. Jen, just trust me. Alright? The guy will find you, and when he does, just throw yourself at him immediately because you obviously want to.
Whether I want to or not, nice girls just don’t hurl themselves at boys, Jack. Society at large deems that slutty and self destructive.
That’s right. I forgot. You’re a slut. Only, you haven’t actually had sex with anybody the entire time I have known you. And if you look at the cold hard facts, I have kissed more guys than you have this past year.
Well…That’s not true.
I’ve kissed one. How many have you kissed?
One.
How many straight guys?
None.
[Jack shrugs his arms as to say he has proven his point]
This is the saddest competition ever.
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