Dawson, not all of us are as immune to the law of sex as you are. I mean, not all of us would opt for the warm and fuzzy emotional connections over those of, let's say a more physical nature, you know what I mean? Most of us are just big dumb guys happy to sell our souls for the slimmest chance, of gettin' some.
“Indian Summer” · Season 3
In this episode: Jen Lindley (3), Jack McPhee (2), Henry (2), Pacey Witter (1)
You can't tell me there's someone else you'd rather be star gazing with?
OK, you got me. Matt Damon.
Yeah right.
What, you don't approve? OK, I'll have to go with Ben Affleck then. Well, he has that scruffy, indie-cred appeal. Well?
No comment. Besides, I was talking more about the realm of say, possible… Henry, for instance?
The freshman?
Yeah, the guy who paid 500 bucks just to kiss you? You gotta admit, that's kind of sweet.
Jack, Jack, Jack, my naive little pet, it's the sweet ones that you have to watch out for. They'll run over you like a Mack truck.
Well Henry's harmless. Besides, he worships you.
He's a teenage boy. He'll worship anything in a Wonderbra.
[about Jen] You see. You see what happens to me, why I can't ask her out? She gets within three feet of me and it's like my hard drive crashes. I go pre-verbal. Probably if I asked her out, I'd hurl all over her like that little kid from Southpark.
You… you're awesome. You look awesome, you smell awesome, everything about you is awesome. I… I just wanted you to know that.
Good to know.
Jack, I've had lovers, I've had boyfriends, but what I've never had is a boy who was first and last a friend. Who wasn't secretly trying to get in my pants, or wouldn't walk away from me the second I said I didn't want to sleep with him. Who liked me… for me. Unless you've recently decided to be bisexual? You know, I think you setting me up was a lot more about you than it was me.
Come on, give me a break. I do not have a secret crush on Henry Parker.
Neither do I, but that's not what I'm talking about. I mean that… maybe it's you who's lonely for the relationship.
Well maybe I am. But this isn't exactly New York where gay kids are tripping over each other coming out of the closet. This is Capeside, gay population: one. It's me. I'm it.
Jack, you're going to have a love life. You're going to have a fantastic love life. It's gonna be awesome, and terrifying, and, and when it happens it's going to change your whole life.
Yeah, it's easy for you to say.
I know it is. You have to have faith that sometimes things happen when they're least expected.
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