Drue quotes from Dawson's Creek

Drue

My father, who is a world class cretin, says stuff like that to the help all the time and I always think what an idiot, you know? I mean they're just going to go back in the kitchen and spit in his food...or worse even.

Joey

Fancy that, will you excuse me while I go check on your order.

Drue

Must be the Star Wars thing.

Dawson

Star Wars thing?

Drue

It's classic, you are obviously Luke to this Pacey guy's Han Solo. So you're the stuff of pre-teen daydreams, cute, smart, non-threatening. Which is great and all, but not for princess Joey here who is clearly smack dab in the middle of her bad boy phase.

Joey

And where do you fit in to this whole scenario Drue? Jabba the Hut, I think.

Drue

[cell phone rings while they are working on a project] Hello, hey gorgeous.

Dawson

Unbelievable.

Joey

Unacceptable. [grabs cell phone] Hello, gorgeous is it? Hi, yes, this is Drue's doctor and he's gonna have to get back to you when the syphilis clears up, ok? Bye-bye.

Drue

Witter, I knew you couldn't resist a party. I see you've brought the Grim Reaper.

Joey

Reaping for your mortal soul, that is if you have one.

Jen

Okay, first of all, he didn't dump me, I dumped him.

Drue

Technicality.

Jen

Second, this isn't a funk. It's my personality.

Drue

Harsh.

Drue

Hi there, we haven't met.

Gretchen

I don't have a problem with that.

Drue

Hey, Potter. Send a message to the boys for me. Tell them that I admire the brilliance of their design. No, wait. Just tell them that I said "touché."

Joey

Which boys? Who are you talking about?

Joey

Drue, what's going on? What happened?

Drue

Karma... finally caught up with me.