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“The Abby” quotes from Dawson's Creek

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“The Abby” · Season 5

In this episode: Jen Lindley (3), Jack McPhee (2), Pacey Witter (1), Dawson Leery (1)

[to his father at his grave] I lost my virginity. It was Jen. Believe that? After all that, it was Jen. I made a movie with a strange guy I met up at that film festival in Hooksett. And, uh... we got an agent. And now there's this guy in Hollywood who wants us to fly out there and work with him all summer. So I'll finally get to use that plane ticket that you bought me. I guess there's... some symmetry to that. The real thing I wanna talk to you about is, uh... Joey Potter. I mean, is it still ok after everything that's happened to believe that something perfect is possible? I want to be with her. I love her. Ok. (Sniffs) I'll talk to you later. Don't go anywhere.

I don't even know if I want to spend the whole summer with my parents. Maybe I'd rather spend it with you.

Look, we got time. All right, we got all the time in the world. We will have our adventures. I promise you. But this phone call has been 5 years coming. I mean, you gotta see it through, don't you?

I mean, why does my life have to stop and start at their convenience? I just feel like I'm doing really well right now... sort of. And if I dive back into that whole mess, I don't know what's gonna happen.

Whenever the subject of my parents comes up, I seem to have this really annoying habit of falling apart.

DMr. Devaney

What is going on here?

You, sir, are witnessing a coup d'etat. [Pacey reaches into his pocket, pulls out a note, and reads as the rest of the staff enters] "It is my unfortunate duty as duly designated representative of the staff of Civilization to inform you that, in hiring Miss Alexandra Pearl as the manager of this restaurant, you have made a grievous error in judgment. In her short time here, she has demonstrated not only complete incompetence, but an--"

AAlex

Stop it right now. Stop.

Oh, I'm not finished yet. "Not only complete incompetence, but an utter disrespect for all of her employees. She's manipulative, vindictive, and cruel, and she has created an environment so hostile and unpleasant that we feel it is impossible for us to serve today's meal at a level representative of our abilities."

DMr. Devaney

So...no lunch?

On the contrary. I brought enough pizza for everybody.

[Pacey begins passing out the pizzas]

AAlex

Mr. Devaney, everyone, Pacey Witter is a deeply disturbed and highly delusional young man who has become increasingly obsessed with me.

That is a good move. Very clever.

AAlex

It's okay, Pacey. This is clearly the result of some sort of a breakdown. Now, I can assure you that all of his statements are nothing more than the ramblings of a lunatic and in no way are indicative of the feelings of my otherwise amazing staff.

TTrevor

Actually, they are indicative of the feelings of the rest of the staff... really indicative. Completely indicative.

AAlex

Pacey, you're fired!

Yeah. Reap the whirlwind, babe.

You know what? It may be a huge mistake, absolutely horrible. We may come back after a week. But so what? No matter what happens, for the rest of our lives, whenever Costa Rica comes up in casual conversation, we'll be able to say, "Good Old Costa? Yeah, I spent some time there."

How often does Costa Rica come up in casual conversation?

Hey! You tryin' to kill my buzz, man?

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