What the whole world needs is a good old-fashioned urban legend.
Yeah, that's all we need... more predictable stories about a guy with a hook for an arm that kills the amorous couple.
Hey, those stories exist for a reason, Jack.
Right, to discourage teenagers from drinking and having sex in the woods.
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