Elmo Sputterspark quotes from Darkwing Duck

Elmo Sputterspark

Please refrain from accosting me, sir.

Elmo Sputterspark

This is only a total defeat, you know.

Elmo Sputterspark

At last, I have harnessed the awesome power of carpet static! And those fools in the Science Club said it couldn't be done!

Elmo Sputterspark

[to his own hand] Oh, don't point that thing at me. It might go off. At last! What I always wanted: the ability to enterain others at cocktail parties! But wait, these powers might have greater uses. I can seek revenge on those who tormented me, those who made me a freak, those who...those who gave me this ridiculous hair-style!