Taurus Bulba quotes from Darkwing Duck

Taurus Bulba

Somewhere down there is this Darkwing Duck. I've watched him. I know his weakness. His posing, his flamboyance, the mask and cape! Ha, ha! That hat! It all indicates an ego the size of a small planet!

Taurus Bulba

I underestimated you once, Darkwing Duck! This time you simply die!

Taurus Bulba

Let me understand this, Hammerhead... you and your "associates" are questioning my plan?

Hammerhead

Gee, boss, no... well, sorta. The boys and I were wondering if we couldn't wait until the train stops before we steal the Ramrod!

Taurus Bulba

Ohhhhhhhh, you mean after the army takes control of the weapon with its tanks and jeeps and hundreds of guards! [snorts angrily]

Hammerhead

I guess we didn't think of that! [to Hoof and Mouth] Why didn't you think of that?!

Taurus Bulba

[grabs Hammerhead by the neck] Because I am the brains and you are the stooge!

Hammerhead

[wheezing] That's it, boss. I'm a stooge. Just call me Curly! [chokes]

Bulba, I trust you're still enjoying your stay in prison?

Taurus Bulba

It's peaceful. No one bothers me. Actually, it suits my business needs perfectly.

Taurus Bulba

The Ramrod is useless without the arming code. Unfortunately, someone arranged an accident for Professor Waddlemeyer last year before I could learn it! Go to the St. Canard Orphanage and bring me his granddaughter. She was practically raised in his lab. If anyone knows the code, she does. After we get the code, then she can have an accident. Hahahahaha. like her grandfather. I trust you can get the order right this time!

Hammerhead

No problem. Code first, THEN accident.

Hammerhead

But boss, what if he doesn't know morse code?

Taurus Bulba

[laughs] That do-gooder? He probably sleeps with the Boy Scout handbook under his pillow.

Darkwing

Phew! Sure glad I saved this baby!

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the jailer who throws away the key! I AM- [notices he is alone] feeling really stupid. Boy I hate it when I'm early. You'd think criminal masterminds would be more punctual.

Taurus Bulba

Please accept my apologies.

Darkwing

Okay, but next time, you'd- Taurus Bulba! How did you-where'd... Er, I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... I am the sup-surprise in your cereal box. I am, I am...

Taurus Bulba

Yes, yes, I know. I heard. You're Darkwing Duck.