Bushroot quotes from Darkwing Duck

I may be a mutant plant-duck, sure. But I'm an EARTH mutant plant-duck!

I am the ivy that clogs your pipes! I am the taproot that... clogs your pipes! I am Bushroot!

All right! Let's... get.... Deciduous!

Quackerjack's giving me the creeps. Someone's got to tell him prison's not supposed to be fun.

Ah, what a beautiful bride you are! And with a beautiful blossom like you at my side, the whole world will be green with envy! This is the happiest day of my life! [blows nose]

But- but- I can't marry you, Dr. Bushroot! I'm a working girl, my career means too much to me right now! Besides, you're a plant, I'm a duck, it'll never work out.

[to a sales girl he has tied up] Which color do you think would look better on my bride? The pink or the blue?

Well, what does your bride look like?

She's a large potato.

Then I'd have to go with the blue.

Darkwing

Fe fi fo fumǃ I am the terror that flaps in the nightǃ I am- [a lightpost collapses on his head] ...Stegmutt.

Stegmutt

I thought I was Stegmuttǃ

Liquidator

Just when you thought it was safe to commit crimes: a dinosaur!

Oh, I hope he's not a plant-eater!

Stegmutt

I got your change, Darkwing. I'm sorry, are you busy?

Darkwing

Busy? No, no. I'm only standing here with Liquidator and Bushroot, the most dangerous criminals ever, and we're playing 'Let's Pretend'!

Stegmutt

Oh boy! I love 'Let's Pretend'!

Liquidator

Yeah! Let's pretend! Let's pretend he's on fire!

Yeah! Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Darkwing

Nice try, Greensleeves-

Stegmutt

[grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground] Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Liquidator

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed say it's time for us to get out of here!

Megavolt

Out of my way, you weed!

Who are you calling a weed, plughead?

Megavolt

You, you dandelion!

I'll plug your head in a socket!

Negaduck

Oh, give me just a tiny break!

[gasp] Negaduck!

Negaduck

I'm trying to have a little fun. [shouting] IS THERE A PROBLEM OUT HERE?!

Megavolt

[pointing at Liquidator] Well, he keeps shorting out the power company!

Liquidator

[to Megavolt] That's false advertising!

[lifting Quackerjack up with a plant arm] His toys are trampling all my plants!

Quackerjack

[off-screen, to Bushroot] Are not! Are not!

Negaduck

There you go, kids. One empire, four parts. One for each of you. You run it, you do everything!

Quackerjack

Gee, how generous. [via Mr. Banana Brain] But what about you?

Negaduck

I get... the loot.

What!?! Why?

Negaduck

Because I said.

Oh.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Megavolt

You put it that way.

Quackerjack

Well Negaduck can't take all the money, while we do all the work. [via Mr. Banana Brain] It's unfair!

Megavolt

I like to fry his feathers.

Hey! Why don't we?

Let's kill Negaduck!

Negaduck

You thought he was me? You were going to kill... ME!?!?!

Megavolt

No! No! We know it was Darkwing!

But we were just testing, see?

Quackerjack

Uh. Did we already kill Darkwing Duck?

Aah! The ghost of Darkwing Duck!

Liquidator

He's back!

Negaduck

Just... GET HIM NOW!

We don't have a secret hideout! Why can't we go to your secret hideout?

Negaduck

Bushroot, if I let you go to my secret hideout, it wouldn't be a SECRET hideout anymore!

We are the terrors that flap in the night! We are the soap that's cleaning up this town! We are... Darkwing's Ducks!

Look, mommy, a flower! [pulls on Bushroot's head]

Hey, kid! Easy on the foliage!

[shrieks and points at Bushroot] A plant monster!

Where?! Where?! Where?!