Oh, what a day. I'm dead on my feet.
[Enter Darkwing as a ghost while Launchpad and Gosalyn, crying].
Launchpad, Gosalyn, what's wrong? Oh, what's the matter, sweetheart? Bad grades, sad movie, Launchpad cooked dinner?
LaunchpadOh, D.W.! It worked.
Launchpad
Now for the question, If I sounded like a ghost, How will we ever get along without him?
Without who? What are you talking about?
Oh, Launchpad...I can't believe he's...gone!
Gosalyn, honey, I'm right here, in the pink! Well, light pink, anyway.
Launchpad
It's like I can almost still hear him!
Almost! If I yell any louder, I'll rupture something!
DDDarkwarrior Duck
I am the terror that hunts in the night! I am the jackal that gnaws at your bones! [he fires near the 'perpetrator' and singsongs] I'm not finished. [normal again] I am... Darkwarrior Duck! Maybe a year in the pen will teach you to use a crosswalk, jaywalker!
[nervously] He does that to jaywalkers? [as Mr. Banana Brain] And you thought your insurance premiums were high now.
[nervously] What would he do to real criminals?
[as Mr. Banana Brain] Let's not stick around to find out, scout! [normal voice] Back to the Time Top!
[They rush back to the Time Top. Meanwhile, Gosalyn looks on nervously as Darkwarrior fires multiple missiles at the innocent citizen.]
Maybe Dad's just having a bad day. [winces at the explosions] A really bad day...
DDDarkwarrior Duck
A stint a solitary oughta teach him some respect for traffic laws!
CCitizen
But-but-but, what about my right to a trial?
DDDarkwarrior Duck
[grabs him by the collar, angrily] Are you saying a jury wouldn't TAKE MY WORD?!
CCitizen
[frightened] N-no, sir! Not at all, sir!
[Darkwarrior's robot minion takes him away to prison. Another one of his robots approaches him with a report.]
DDDarkwarrior Drone Robot
Subject with bad haircut reported at corner of Lankershim and Magnolia.
DDDarkwarrior Duck
So, another criminal coiffure endangering the sensibilities of decent citizens! And I bet he has dandruff, too.
[He jumps back inside his tank and drives off, with his robots escorting him. Gosalyn tries to get his attention.]
[Neither Darkwarrior nor his robots hear her as they continue driving to the distance, much to her disappointment. Meanwhile, back with Megavolt and Quackerjack...]
[panting] That duck's even crazier than we are!
[Suddenly, to the shock of the two supervillains, they see Darkwarrior's robot minions surrounding the Time Top, then one of them turns around to confront Megavolt and Quackerjack.]
DDDarkwarrior Drone Robot
Extreme parking violation. Darkwarrior civil code requires impounding vechicle and incarcerating guilty parties!
[pointing at Quackerjack] He did it! He did it! I was only a passenger! He was driving!
Nonsense! [stuttering nervously] I-I couldn't possibly drive! [The drones surround both him and Megavolt.] I-I don't have a license!
[Mr. Banana Brain pops out.]
BBMr. Banana Brain
They're both guilty, but I was taken against my will!
[The robots grab the two supervillains and take them and the Time Top to prison.]
[to Megavolt] You blamed me! How could you possibly blame me?!
Well, it's because it's your fault, fly boy!
[Next scene, Gosalyn is making her way to the Darkwing Tower.]
Boy, Dad needs a major attitude adjustment. He sounds more like a bad guy than a good guy. [Once she reaches the tower, she finds, to her surprise, that the tower is mostly abandoned. She gasps] What?! Where'd everything go?! [She then finds Launchpad working on a car.] Launchpad!
[She pulls him out from underneath the car. His beak moves for a bit as he rubs his head, then sees Gosalyn.]
Launchpad
[happily] Gosalyn!
[They hug.]
Oh, it sure is good to see a friendly face.
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