Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing

Methinks malicious mischief mars this masquerade!

Darkwing

Just as I suspected: the eels operate on alternating current!

Darkwing

Yep yep yep, stand back, everybody. It's true Honker here is a very shy young man, but I've dealt with this sort of thing before. Honker...SPIT IT OUT!

Darkwing

They won't get far! For I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the pebble in the shoe of ignominy! I am- [accidentally puts on Talaya] ZE QVEEN OF ZE GALAXY!

Darkwing

I always tell the truth, even if I have to lie to do it!

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the low point on your sine wave! I am Dark...wing... Duck. Rats. Another twenty-dollar gas cartridge down the tubes; there's nobody here!

Darkwing

[about Launchpad] Some people grow up and some people just grow older.

Darkwing

(About Gosalyn) She may not be book smart, but she's got great imagination! Just ask her teacher...who ought to be released any day now.

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the water balloon that lands right on your head! I am Darkwing Duck!

Darkwing

Well, Bianc, it's like I always say: you've got to break a few pennies to save an omelet. ...Well, I say something like that. Anyway, c'mon, Launchpad!

Darkwing

Oh, great. Another pun-obsessed super-villain.

Darkwing

Launchpad, this is science. Science always works!

Darkwing

If you are angling for a bigger allowance this is not the way to go!

Darkwing

[As Gosalyn draws on his yearbook] Has Daddy ever told you the story of the little girl, the marking pen and the pit of eternal flame?

Darkwing

Think I can't do it, eh? No faith in my abilities, eh? Well ha! And double ha! And ha some more!

Darkwing

I knew this would happen! Your food has finally gone bad! And I don't mean bad-rotten, I mean bad-evil! C'mon, Launchpad. Let's get goulash!