Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing

Impossible! That's ridiculous! ...I'm worth 10 million at least!

Darkwing

Well, aside from sustaining massive internal injuries in a plane crash, and being chased by the army, the navy, and a troop of girl scouts with Pinking shears, yeah, I'm, uh, just peachy.

Darkwing

[Dazed] All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth...

Darkwing

[gets smashed by anvil] I should have expected this from a cartoon studio.

Darkwing

They can't even draw my beak right! Why, that beak's big enough to land fighter planes on!

Darkwing

The bigger they are, the harder they... pound me into the ground.

Darkwing

This stuff better wear off in a hurry, that's all I gotta say. Yes, sir. In the crime-fighting game, brawn helps, but it's brains that make the real difference.

Darkwing

[entering an anvil factory] Why couldn't it be a pillow factory, just this once?

Darkwing

No one's sure just why I flap. Half the police force think I'm a crook, and the other half hate my hat!

Darkwing

[dismayed] He drew on my map.

Darkwing

The jig is up, you jaded, jug-headed jack-in-the-box!

Darkwing

I am the mighty Darkwing Duck, and I pity the poor fool who stands in my way!

Darkwing

Men, a sword!

Darkwing

[wheezes] Men, a tourniquet!

Darkwing

[suddenly being brought back to his senses] Who what when where and sometimes why?

Darkwing

Unfortunately, the only one about to get hurt was someone very important to me: Me.