Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing

Aaah! [From the ground] You thought I'd never find you...!

Darkwing

I am... ARACHNODUCK! [wiggles eyebrows] You heard right. Arachno. Duck.

Darkwing

[to his sixth arm] Number Six!

Darkwing

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

Darkwing

Excuse me, bizarre-looking alien monstrosity...

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the number 90 sunblock that will stop your burn! I am... warm beyond belief.

Darkwing

YEEEEEES! [realizes people are staring at him] We have noooo... bananas...

Darkwing

[appears in red smoke instead of his trademark blue] I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the checkwriter in the cash-only line! I am... obviously all out of my trademark blue smoke.

Darkwing

Not now, honey, Daddy's talking on Mr. Phone!

Darkwing

Great. I leave for five minutes, and Gosalyn's rewired the whole house!

Darkwing

In the Negaverse, there's never been a Darkwing Duck to guard the city...[swallows] or a Drake Mallard to be a father. [hugs Negaverse-Gosalyn] For you, Gosalyn... I'll stay.

Darkwing

...uh, all the better! Cases are so much easier when the bad guy offs himself like that.

Darkwing

Now, on my command... I hope this doesn't hurt... JUMP!

Darkwing

[through teeth] It hurt.

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in your pipes! I am the hairball that clogs your drain! I am the original Mr. Fix-It! And you're in hot water, Licky. LP, steam his collar!

Darkwing

Okay, okay, okay, okay, FINE. So I'm a lousy plumber. So sue me already!