You think I want to be here? I've been hijacked, Shanghaied, Dan-napped! I am missing zombie wrestling. I gotta get off this ship before [see the cruise sailing away from the city] we set sail. Alright, fine. Today is a wash. Fortunately, the main event isn't until tomorrow.
Winner of the competition is crowned Captain for the Day! [puts on Captain hat] We dress you up in a little sailor's suit and take your picture on deck in front of the Catalina Parallelogram.
[Elise and Masked Cyborg fight over a pink crystal, the racquet ball is tucked on the top of the net, the two fighting jumps off the main deck and falls to the court, the crystal is shattered, and the racquet ball falls down]
Sounds like you all have a lot to discuss. If you'll excuse me... [Dan walks away and heads to the captain's deck] Zombie Wrestling, [breaks the steering wheel] here I come!
And destroyed the captain's wheel. We can't steer the ship and without the automated navigation system, we will sail right into Catalina Parallelogram.
Win some, lose some? Heh! [breaks the swordfish fin board, now furious] Are you kidding me?! I've been nothing but upbeat and cheerful for you people, and all you can do is snipe at one another! And to top it off, you've wrecked my ship!? I've had it! You're all going to the brig!!
