Don, Dan and others in “The Family Cruise”

I wonder where the people I like disappeared to?

It can't be any worse than here. There's gotta be a way off this floating barge of misery!

Looks like the kiddies win the eating competition.

This was a competition?

Heh. In your face, Don! [chuckles]

All right, Fun-stronauts, time to get back on deck for more maritime merriment!

Must we?

Come on, badminton is up next and the two teams are neck and neck. I'm sure you can't wait to find out who's gonna win the big prize! [giggles]

[eating pies] Prize?

Winner of the competition is crowned Captain for the Day! [puts on Captain hat] We dress you up in a little sailor's suit and take your picture on deck in front of the Catalina Parallelogram.

So if we win badminton, I get to steer the ship back to Los Angeles? Perfect! Come on, Chris!

Actually, it's more of an honorary title-

[interrupts her] Stop, you had me at "Captain". [Chris finishes eating while walking with Dan]