Dan, Chris and others in “The Family Cruise”

Arr, my trusty crew! Come for your share of the plunder?

Wait, you're a pirate now?

What have you done to the bridge? It's only been two minutes.

It was like when this when I got here.

Yeah, that's sort of our bad.

All I did was turn back towards Los Angeles.

And destroyed the captain's wheel. We can't steer the ship and without the automated navigation system, we will sail right into Catalina Parallelogram.

You win some, you lose some.

Win some, lose some? Heh! [breaks the swordfish fin board, now furious] Are you kidding me?! I've been nothing but upbeat and cheerful for you people, and all you can do is snipe at one another! And to top it off, you've wrecked my ship!? I've had it! You're all going to the brig!!

Make it so, number two.

Oh, you're going with them!