Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 11
[after Dan's car got crashed]
[sees his car destroyed] You did not.
My bad, citizen.
BAD?! The Bubonic Plague was "bad"! THIS IS AN ATROCITY!
Not to worry. Most insurance covers superhero-related damages. [flies away]
I don't have insurance! Get back here! SUPERHEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Elise steps into the garage to spot Dan and Chris as Batman and Robin Expies, Chris awkwardly crosses his legs, and she bursts into laughter]
I can explain.
[in hysterics] Actually, you know what? Never mind! I'd rather be surprised when I watch the news! [leaves]
Great. Now Elise thinks I'm an idiot.
[Terrifi-Guy crashes into Elise's garage full of hot sauce]
Wait, how did a car accent hurt him?
It wasn't the car accident. I've covered your entire garage in hot sauce!
You did what!?
Yeah, it's his only weakness for some reason. Now let's kick him while he's down!
There are other places you could put hot sauce! Like your apartment! Or a park! Or a hot sauce factory!
The secret of my weakness will die with you.
[strangling] It was on TV! Chris Boy! Help!
I don't want to be Chris Boy anymore. In fact, I never wanted to be Chris Boy!
You're right! This is a job for Steel Scorpion!
Well that's more like it! Stinger attack!
Unhand me, simpletons!
Taste my spicy vengeance! [he feeds him hot sauce]
Stop you don't know what you're doing! I could lose my powers forever!
He's still super strong!
Actually, that's normal strong!
Steel Scorpion, hold him!
[Terrifi-Guy and Chris keep fighting until Dan pulls down the lever which spills a container full of hot sauce covering them in it]
No!! I'm losing my powers!
It's in my eyes!
Okay, that's quite enough of that. [sprays water at Dan, Chris, and Terrifi-Guy who is now reduced to a scrawny weakling]
Ha ha! Now Terrifi-Guy, do you see what-
[Elise sprays Dan]
That's for messing my garage.
[high-pitched voice] Do you know what you've done? I have lost my super powers! You haven't seen the last of me, Dr. Jerk! I will get my powers back somehow, and you will be sor-
[Elise grabs Terrifi-Guy]
Hey! Quit it! Let go!
[Elise throws Terrifi-Guy out the garage]
All righty. Bub-bye!
Good riddance, I say! The city doesn't need you. It has all the superhero it needs... Dan Man!
And Steel Scorpion!
Just Dan Man! I'll take it from here.
[Elise sprays Dan again]
You're not going anywhere until this garage is spotless!
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