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S3 E12

Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 12

Chris, Elise and others in “The Family Cruise”

Chris

[sees Dan pop out from the luggage] Dan?!

Elise

Honestly, that's got to be some sort of record.

Chris

You can't tag along this time. It's a family cruise. You aren't family.

Dan

You think I want to be here? I've been hijacked, Shanghaied, Dan-napped! I am missing zombie wrestling. I gotta get off this ship before [see the cruise sailing away from the city] we set sail. Alright, fine. Today is a wash. Fortunately, the main event isn't until tomorrow.

Chris

Dan, we're not going back to shore for a week. You're stuck here.

Dan

FAMILY CRUISE!

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