[when Elise shows him an old camp photo] Camp Atrocious. Oh it was even worse than its name.
TMr. Tedesco
You!
Mr. Tedesco, I'm so glad you're here. We'd like to go to the mess hall now as I believe is our right since I have the spirit stick.
[Mr. Tedesco swipes the spirit stick away from Young Dan and uses one of his knees to break the spirit stick in half.]
I think we need to go over the tradition of the spirit stick. You see, since the camp began...
TMr. Tedesco
Look at my face! It's swollen and ugly!
Let's be fair, you weren't exactly a looker before.
TMr. Tedesco
The whole point of the spirit stick is that it is supposed to be brute force, not subterfuge or tactical superiority! You cheated... you cheated and therefore [tossing the broken spirit stick] tarnish the sanctity of the spirit stick! Warriors!
[The Warriors kick the door of the Papoose Pavilion open and enter]
TMr. Tedesco
Show the Papooses what we do to sanctity tarnishers!
[The Warriors beat up the Papooses.]
[last scene of the series]
You know what? I was wrong about summer camp. I had a blast.
Yeah, but now I'll never win a camp award.
I wouldn't be too sure, buddy. Here. I made this for you. [gives a box to Young Chris]
[last lines] Thanks, Dan.
[as Young Chris and Dan walk away, the story ends as Elise picks up BEST SIDEKICK AWARD while Chris is eating an apple and Dan relaxing, ending the series]
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