(To a couple of animal rights activists who were vandalizing a wall) I don't care about murdered cows. I care about a murdered human.
S9 E14White Gold
(To Noah about his girlfriend) She's cute. Just use your head.
It's so amazing what a guy would do to impress a girl.
Well, some of you are harder to impress than others.
You don't have to impress us. You just have to be honest with us.
Oh, be honest? That's it?
Simple as that.
It's mornings like these that make me wish I was back in Alabama.
(Jokingly) It's whining about a little chill in the air that makes me wish you were in Alabama, too.
Any witnesses?
Couple of animal rights activists... who have a beef with beef.
I found a trace of white powder in his nostrils. Just got the results back from the lab.
Cocaine?
Flour. Bleached and all-purpose.
He's missing his gallbladder.
Laparoscopic surgery. That's pretty rare for a guy this young.
Very rare. Probably no more than a couple of dozen patients in the last year in local hospitals.
Well, who needs fingerprints?
How's, uh, Lucy feel about her possible baby brother or sister?
She's excited.
That's... that's great. That's great, you know. You know, my brother hated me. Oh. Just, he was so... he was so pissed all the time that I was there. He was just, like: here's the little thing... oh, we totally worked it out. Uh, I mean, uh, eventually, it was totally, totally cool.
Raphael Tortucci?
That's what my mama calls me. Only when she's angry. It's Ray.
They shot him and took his BMW.
Paulie never drove a car like that in his entire life. He drove a piece of crap van. Now, who would kill someone over that?
The kid has a clean record and his business was picking up. Carjacking at gunpoint feels like a stretch.
That a new jacket?
Actually, it is. Well?
It's fine.
Just fine?
Hey, I'm just being honest.
Impressed yet?
I'm getting there. Go on.
Behold.
500 pounds is a lot of speed.
A lot of reasons to kill somebody.
It looks like my son's apartment. He loves sports, gross-out comedies. Mom and Dad.
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