Kid's pretty smooth. He's got an answer for everything.
Too smooth.
S9 E8Late Admissions
Rooster tail, huh?
Worked when I was a kid. I'm guessing the trout haven't wised up any.
Any chance I can convince you to keep what you catch? You know, pan-seared with a little garlic...
No.
Robert Monroe': Just wondering what you think you can accomplish by being here.
What do you mean, accomplish?
The way you feel about him. The things you got going on inside of you. You're still going to feel those same things tomorrow.
(To Lindsay) I just want to protect you, is all. That's all any father wants. Boy, I tried but you can't protect your daughter from everything. Eventually, the day comes when you have to pick her up off the ground after she skins her knee and tell her everything's going to be all right. Or wipe away the tears after some boy breaks her heart. Find the words to tell her her mother's gone. But that's life.
I couldn't teach you everything, and you wouldn't even let me. You have your own way of doing things, but...
I'm not that little girl anymore, dad. I haven't been for a long time. And I know you're proud of me, but I know that you wish I didn't do what I do. Or see the things I see. That innocence was gone a long time ago. And I don't regret the choices that I've made, and I don't regret seeing the things I've seen.
You're an impressive young woman, Lindsay. But you grew up so fast. What I'm trying to say is, haven't you seen enough?
Oh, let me guess. Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
That's close. It's actually: 'where my party, p-party, party, p-party people at?' It's Nelly.
That would have been my second guess.
I've had better weeks. Luckily, I have this to keep my mind off of it.
Well, I'm going to need your mind to think about it just for a few more moments.
KKelly
Rubbing alcohol, too?
I just have to get the rust off of it.
KKelly
Rust? What the hell?
Sush! I'm kidding.
(Reading texts on a cell phone) 'Fred goes to the video store on Broadway'. Fred, you are a moron. Online video, dude. 'He buys three videos for $25'. God, you're killing me. 'This was $15 more than twice what he paid for a box of Goobers'. I would go with Raisinets, but whatever. 'How much were the Goobers?' First of all, five bucks for chocolate covered peanuts? Second, isn't this kid in, like AP Calculus?
(Going through a teenager's cell phone) Everything is fairly innocuous. No sexting, nothing. It's pretty disappointing.
Bet you're not loving the fact that you're the one with the surgeon's hands around here, are you?
Don't get me started.
Judge Spencer owed you a favor? What are you doing, Frank? Listen to yourself.
FSFrank Stevenson
He killed Luke.
You're not only jeopardizing the investigation, you're risking your job. Now let us do what we do. If Billy did this, we'll catch him. The right way... no favors.
CCaroline
I dreamed that we were all seniors and we all had our driver's licenses. Linds, you had a convertible Trans Am.
A Trans Am? Ford F250, please.
Jack goes to the driving range. Means the deal is going to go down at the driving range, most likely Chelsea Piers.
Okay.
Buys a bucket of 312 balls. I mean nobody buys a bucket of 312 balls. Your arm would fall off. So, the deal is going to go down at 3:12. If Jack hits 78 balls in an hour, how many hours will it take for him to hit all 312?
Okay, well, all right. So, the answer... don't tell me. The answer is 312 divided by 78. Four.
There you go. That means this person wants four pills.
Why are you taking it? Such a smart girl.
Because it works. B-pluses don't cut it anymore. Not when you're trying to get into the top schools. Dextro makes you focus, study longer. It works.
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