CSI: NY Season 8 quotes

Our marriage was a war, our divorce a cold war.

Boom!

(Walking through a filthy alley) Friend of mine jogs in her bare feet. She keeps asking me to join her. I don't think so.

I know times are tough, but it doesn't make sense for anyone in the game to rob our vics for fake cash.

Lindsay

Can you imagine what Mr. Seville must be going through? I don't know what I would do if anyone ever took Lucy. I would give my right arm to have her back.

Jo

As endearing as that sounds, please, let's just have one severed appendage at a time.

Hawkes

These what I think they are?

Danny

Yeah, serial killer trading cards. Who needs Mickey Mantle when you have Ted Bundy, right?

I opened this store for fans of the macabre.

Danny

Right. Selling locks of Charlie Manson's hair.

Hawkes

Your Web site says that you offer soil samples from Lambert Jones' backyard, where he supposedly buried his victims.

As a matter of fact, we do, and for an extra five bucks, I will gift wrap the Lambert dirt for you.

Hawkes

Lambert dirt.

Need I remind you, it is not illegal to sell dirt.

Danny

No, it's just immoral and kind of despicable, not for nothing.

Jacob Paul Williams. Priors for a little bit of everything. Armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon... do you realize how screwed you are?

Honestly, pal, I don't even need a confession. I'm just doing this for my own amusement.

I gotta know, you're a career criminal, you know how this works so what on Earth possessed you to bring your kidnapping victim back to your mother's house?

You saw my mother, she's scarier than we are.

When we saw she was dead, we needed a way out of town.

Mac

So, you decided to add kidnapping to your list of smart decisions.

You and your brother are about as smart as bait. Makes your ransom drop plan a little inconsistent.

Why do you say that?

Because it wasn't a stupid plan. You almost had us. So where'd you get the idea? Did you see it on TV or in a movie?

Do you know why I played the GoGame? To get away from this name, this identity as a Seville. I lost my finger and Michelle lost her life because I wanted so desperately to get away from my father. What have I done?

Lindsay

(Returning his family ring to him) It's not about what you've done. It's about what you do going forward.

I never saw you as the social-networking type.

Mac

Actually, it wasn't my decision to set that up. That was some colleagues of mine having a little fun.

That explains the blankest profile page in the history of the Internet.

Mac

How do you know that I wasn't trying to be mysterious?

Because you're one of the most transparent people I know.