CSI: NY · Season 8
(Referring to the Jennifer Walsh) Flack said she was looking at you like she wanted something else.
Flack is dead. He's dead.
Get over it, Mac Taylor. Look at me. You're a charming, sexy single man. There's no hiding from the ladies.
I'm not hiding.
I think the word sexy makes you nervous. Speaking of crazy love, I got to go meet my kids for pizza.
(At the crime scene of Ron Ferguson)
Apparently, he and his partner, a guy named Phillip Roth, made a killing during the housing bubble.
Looks like the killing didn't stop there.
Wealthy neighborhood. Rows and rows of million-dollar homes. Why'd the attackers choose this one?
(About the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show')
They're still showing that thing?
Apparently so.
I never saw that.
You didn't? Aw, Mac, you should. I think you'd love it. It ranks right up there with that eight-hour Reagan documentary you're always watching.
You mean to tell me that while I've been trying to get a lead out of an empty cardboard box, you've been here doing magic tricks?
Uh, it creates a diversion, helps me think.
(After Danny performs a cards trick)
That's very impressive.
Thank you.
I think you should stick to your day job, though.
(To Lindsay, throwing a queen of spades card in her direction) My queen!
(To Lindsay) I believe... your exact words were: 'one more stop, then we get a bite to eat.'
Yes, and this office is the last stop.
No! no, no, no! You said it on the walk up to the last place. That's one more. This is two.
You are like Danny. You do not listen to what I actually say.
Oh, I listen. I think the problem is you're not saying what you think you're saying. He says that too, doesn't he?
Yeah. Word for word.
(Cuckles) Men and women.
You're going away for murder, Mark. The only question is how long. We're offering you a chance to do the right thing. Chance for a lighter sentence.
I'm sorry, who?
Ron Ferguson. The same Ron Ferguson you were having an affair with.
What? Can we take a step back here? Because I don't know any Ron Ferguson.
(Creating an internet profile page for Mac)
'Dirty Harry'. Add that to his list of favorites.
(Chuckles) Really? 'Dirty Harry'? I'm not sure Mac would approve of his policing techniques.
(Looking at an internet profile that Jo and Lindsay have created for him) What is this?
It's your profile page, Mac. It's all part of the investigation.
(Confused) Okay.
(After creating an internet profile page for Mac)
There we go, hours of social networking at your fingertips!
Great. I don't want a profile page.
Oh, it doesn't matter, that's the point. Someone else can build it for you.
What kind of person makes a fake profile to have an online love affair with their own husband?
She must've been trying to catch Ron cheating.
More like entrapment.
We knew their marriage was in trouble. This takes it to a new level.
Do you have any idea what 20 years of marriage can do to a person?
Then get a divorce.
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