CSI: NY Season 8 quotes

I'll start whacking the bushes, see if anyone was itching for a death match with our fighter outside of the cage.

Large French roast, black, paired with a blueberry scone. That is how you like your coffee, right?

Mac

I gave up coffee a year ago and I'm severely allergic to blueberries.

Of course you are. Seems your buddy Flack is quite the practical joker.

My name's Jennifer Walsh. I'm a freelancer with the Journal. I'm writing next month's cover story.

Mac

Uh, interview requests are made through the Public lnformation Office.

Truth is, I'm not a big fan of the rules. They seem to get in the way of what I want.

Mac

Did Flack tell you to tell me that, too? 'Cause I am a big fan of the rules.

All I'm asking is for five minutes of your time. You owe me that at least, considering I did try to poison you with blueberries.

Mac

Fair enough. What's your article about?

The NYPD's inability to police themselves. Specifically in matters of officer misconduct.

Mac

Ms. Walsh... (Chuckles) I have no official comment about that.

Some people say that your rigid adherence to department policy is more pliable than you let on. That you've been known to look the other way and be creative with those policies on more than one occasion.

Mac

They're entitled to their opinion.

And so are you. I came to hear your side of the story.

Mac

There is no story. I do my job to the best of my ability and I expect the same from all the officers under my command.

Mac

Ryan Richards was struck in the head, shot in the back, then lit on fire

Sid

That's what I call overkill.

I don't watch Ryan fight anymore. Seeing him get hit is worse than someone hitting me. Hard to watch someone you love in pain.

Every now and then, a fan would stop him on the street, challenge him to a fight.

Jo

How would Ryan handle that?

He'd give them an autograph instead.

Jo

Were there ever any physical attacks?

Danny

No. Everything but. I mean, he made death threats. He also broke into their house and left a cake frosted with dog feces on the kitchen counter.

Jo

Delightful.

Yeah, the VIP pass was mine. But I was too busy last night in the cage to be using it.

Mac

Then who'd you give that pass to?

I don't remember. All right. Fine. I sold it to some guy in the parking lot.

Jo

What did he look like?

Looked like he was eager enough to give me 300 bucks for it.

I think I killed somebody last night.

You're telling me you woke up doused in gasoline, covered in blood and you don't know how it happened?

I was drunk.

Yeah, Marty, I've had my fair share of rough nights, yet I think I'd remember taking a bath in somebody else's blood.

Yesterday was my 21st birthday. Some friends, they... they took me to Dutton's Tavern to celebrate.

Let me guess... part of this celebration included you doing 21 shots?

I did the first ten without a problem. After that, things get a little sketchy.

You recognize that guy?

Yeah, it's, uh... Ryan Richards. I've seen him fight. Why?

There were three murders in the city last night. Two of them have been solved.

And the third?

Ryan Richards.

Mac

How did you get up here?

I took your advice and called the Public lnformation Office. They were surprisingly accommodating when I dropped your name.

Mac

The flowers are beautiful but I can't accept them.

Well, I'm sure whoever sent them will be devastated.

Mac

You didn't send these?

(Chuckles) Flowers aren't my style. If I was gonna bribe you, I'd offer a tub of popcorn and court side Knicks tickets.

In case you're wondering, I am free for dinner later tonight.

Mac

I wasn't.