Jennifer Walsh quotes from CSI: NY

Large French roast, black, paired with a blueberry scone. That is how you like your coffee, right?

Mac

I gave up coffee a year ago and I'm severely allergic to blueberries.

Of course you are. Seems your buddy Flack is quite the practical joker.

My name's Jennifer Walsh. I'm a freelancer with the Journal. I'm writing next month's cover story.

Mac

Uh, interview requests are made through the Public lnformation Office.

Truth is, I'm not a big fan of the rules. They seem to get in the way of what I want.

Mac

Did Flack tell you to tell me that, too? 'Cause I am a big fan of the rules.

All I'm asking is for five minutes of your time. You owe me that at least, considering I did try to poison you with blueberries.

Mac

Fair enough. What's your article about?

The NYPD's inability to police themselves. Specifically in matters of officer misconduct.

Mac

Ms. Walsh... (Chuckles) I have no official comment about that.

Some people say that your rigid adherence to department policy is more pliable than you let on. That you've been known to look the other way and be creative with those policies on more than one occasion.

Mac

They're entitled to their opinion.

And so are you. I came to hear your side of the story.

Mac

There is no story. I do my job to the best of my ability and I expect the same from all the officers under my command.

Mac

How did you get up here?

I took your advice and called the Public lnformation Office. They were surprisingly accommodating when I dropped your name.

Mac

The flowers are beautiful but I can't accept them.

Well, I'm sure whoever sent them will be devastated.

Mac

You didn't send these?

(Chuckles) Flowers aren't my style. If I was gonna bribe you, I'd offer a tub of popcorn and court side Knicks tickets.

In case you're wondering, I am free for dinner later tonight.

Mac

I wasn't.