Our buddy Frankie... he never met a piece of paper he didn't like.
I guess they didn't teach organization at Quantico, huh?
This isn't just sloppiness. It's obsession.
S8 E9Means to an End
I made a mistake.
It's not just a mistake, Frank. You know I have to alert the defense.
Oh, you do that, this whole case could blow up.
You've given me no choice.
(About Frank Waters) How is it possible to misjudge a person so? I trusted this man.
And now he's suspected of murder.
ARAli Rand
What are you, a cop or something?
Yeah, I used to be, sort of. I worked on the John Curtis case in DC.
ARAli Rand
You did a hell of a job.
Yeah, well, so did you. I was in court today. If you're gonna dose yourself with GHB, you better figure out the right levels.
It's pink ivory. It's one of the three rarest varieties on the planet. It's grown almost entirely in Southern Africa and it's the sovereign tree of the Zulu Nation.
Should I put a BOLO out on the Zulu royal family?
The traditional weapon from Southern Africa is called a knob kerrie. It's a cross between a club and a walking stick.
Similar to the Shillelagh in Ireland, considered a gentleman's weapon.
How much did you pay her?
I'm a United States Senator!
How much did you pay her to frame John Curtis for rape?
Yes, add that to my... my list of felonies. I'm going to ask you to leave now.
And I'll come back with a warrant.
What would you do, Detective? If your daughter was violated the way mine was. He was gonna rape again, unless someone took the initiative.
And so you hired Ali to trap him.
Oh, God, I should've just gunned him down myself.
Beg me not to kill you. Come on, I want to hear you say it.
Never! (Spits)
Attagirl. You never did know when to give up, did you?
(To Jo) You know how some experts say that sick people... people like me, you know, that ultimately, we want to be caught? That the mistakes we make are intentional. Or that we stray from some particular course of action because we like the risk? Those experts are morons. I have no intention of being caught.
You know how most gun accidents happen and people end up shooting themselves?
Bang. You got me. You finally got me.
They always forget the one in the chamber (She shoots him dead)
S8 E10Clean Sweep
(At the crime scene of a burnt body) Hope you skipped breakfast.
That bad?
Worse. Our vic is Ryan Richards, 25 years old.
How do we know?
That's his melted driver's license right there.
What kept it burning for so long?
I'd offer the wick effect.
Right. Where clothing acts like the wick of a candle turned inside-out.
Feeding the flames a continuous supply of fuel in the form of melting human fat. It's particularly effective.
And particularly disgusting.
(About cage fighting)
I've seen a few matches. That's a brutal sport.
It's an excuse for two grown men to legally beat the bloody pulp out of each other.
So you're not a fan?
I didn't say that.
Kid definitely knew how to defend himself. Whoever did this risked a serious ass-whupping if things went south.
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