Smug little punk. He got off too easy.
I agree. You should have put him under the dumpster.
S7 E6Do Not Pass Go
RLReuben Lewis
I'm tired of this BS. If you guys had anything on me, I'd already be in jail.
Or just visiting (uses his flashlight to reveal a U.V. stamp from Rikers on Reuben's hand) You're a bartender, Reuben. You really should wash your hands more often.
The reptile remains we found in the basement were consistent with Bungarus Fasciatus, also known as the Banded Krait.
Where did they come from?
My guess: Chinatown, black market. 15 minutes on the Internet, anybody can learn how to extract the venom. It's neurotoxic and fast-acting, causing near-instant muscle paralysis in humans. The lucky ones die fast.
And the unlucky ones?
Slow and excruciating respiratory failure. As the diaphragm becomes paralyzed, the victim suffocates. Death can take days.
So these guys were literally trapped inside their bodies. I mean, unable to move, unable to talk.
Allison Scott knew exactly what she was doing. She wanted them to suffer.
Allison Scott [to Jo]: Don't you dare talk to me about grief, because my fiancé died in my arms.
You're absolutely right, Allison, that was a terrible tragedy. I can only imagine the anger you felt. God himself couldn't save someone who wanted to hurt my family. I would hunt them down. I would make them suffer like they had never suffered before. I would need them to feel the unrelenting pain that I felt. But what if I was wrong? What if I hurt the wrong person? I could never live with myself.
How the heck did he survive all that time?
If you're asking the scientist, I'd say his particular body chemistry metabolized the poison slow enough to keep him breathing. Drinking condensation kept him alive. But if you want my personal opinion, I'd say science didn't have anything to do with it.
It's too bad they all can't have a happy ending.
Mac Taylor [to Jo]: Looking for something?
Oh, only the best hamburger in all five boroughs. Harvey's double-decker with the works.
I read in your file that, uh, you adopted Ellie.
What?
I read files, too, you know.
Ellie would've just ended up one of those innocent kids lost in a broken system.
Well, bringing her into your family was a noble thing to do.
I didn't have any choice, Mac. She was love at first sight. She was so yummy. And if my son Tyler gave meaning to my life, Ellie just made it complete. It was the best decision I ever made in my life.
Jo Danville [to Mac]: Don't you want to join us? This burger is just heaven on a sesame seed bun.
Well, maybe next time. I've already had, uh, heaven on a bun for lunch.
Tyler is so lucky. He gets to do whatever he wants in college.
You know, college is not that easy. Giant textbooks and really hard tests.
Tons of hot guys.
What exactly do you know about hot guys? Don't you make me have to interrogate you.
S7 E7Hide Sight
I received a memo from my superior officers just prior to calling this meeting. It reads as follows: 'There is no sniper.' Make no mistake about it. New York City has a sniper. And he's good.
Our hope is that this was an isolated incident and that the shooter will be in custody soon. I know that's what the brass wants the public to believe. What I don't know... what we can't know... is when or where the killer will strike again.
I miss the no-vacancy sign out front?
(laughs) Uh, standing room only. Three DUI vics in the corner, a robbery gone bad and a pair of unrelated suicides against the wall over there.
Perfect timing for a sniper attack.
[After Sid has been injured while retrieving a bullet from a body]
His vitals look good. He's a little dazed and confused but I think he's gonna be okay.
If it weren't for these he would be blind right now.
What the hell happened?
Well, he was retrieving the slug from our second sniper vic and all of a sudden, her head just... exploded.
Exploded?
Yeah.
Not bad enough this guy's killing people but he's shooting them with exploding bullets.
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