Ellie Danville quotes from CSI: NY

(To Jordan, about Cade Conover) I'd introduce you to the surfer dude with the hairy chest but I have no idea who he is.

Jo Danville

Honey, what are you doing here?

We have to leave New York. This whole move-to-the-Big-Apple thing is not gonna work.

Jo Danville

Oh, honey...

Mac Taylor

Take all the time you need.

Jo Danville

(mouths) Thank you.

I'll give this stupid school another shot.

Jo Danville

Thank you. I owe you one.

A new pair of soccer cleats and some shin guards?

Jo Danville

That's two (laughs) It's a deal.

Tyler is so lucky. He gets to do whatever he wants in college.

Jo Danville

You know, college is not that easy. Giant textbooks and really hard tests.

Tons of hot guys.

Jo Danville

What exactly do you know about hot guys? Don't you make me have to interrogate you.

Jo

We need to talk.

I don't want to talk.

Jo

Why not?

Because it's just going to be one of those talks where you do all the talking.

Jo

(About Cade) He's an FBI agent. He's visiting from California. He and I used to work together at the Bureau.

Looks like you were doing a little bit more than that.

Jo

I am the adult, you're the child.

I'm not a child.

Jo

Okay, you're a teenager. We still have rules in this family.

Yeah, and yours are different than mine... I get it.

Jo

Good.

Jo

Ellie, was that your first kiss?

Are you kidding me right now?

Jo

I can't believe you're not talking to me about these things.

Because, Mom, I knew you'd do exactly what you're doing.

Jo

What, caring?

No, prying.

Jo

Ellie, come on. I just want to know how you feel.

Well, I don't know yet, okay?

You seriously think he's cute?

Jo

Jordan? Yeah. He's pretty good looking for a freshman. But you should pace yourself. They do get better with time.

You mean like Cade?

Jo

Ah... you did notice.

No, 'cause that would be gross.

Do you like him?

Jo

Yeah, I think so. Complicated, though, you know? He lives there and we live here.

We could move.

Jo

That's sweet, Ellie. You mean you'd do that for me?

Sure, but you'd have to buy me all new clothes.

Jo

We'll talk about it later.

Do we have to?

Jo

Nah.