CSI: NY Season 7 quotes

Don't say anything. It's just better of you don't say anything.

Mac Taylor

the victim's inside?

The owner. Gino Cressida, was his son's sixth birthday. Witness' just say a clown walked in a wasted him.

Mac Taylor

And when you showed up, the arresting officers had these guys contained? [nodding to suspects]

Yeah. Now, some of these costumes are way off, but they happen to match the description witnesses gave of the shooter they saw walk across the street and disappear down the alley.

Mac Taylor

So one of these clowns might actually be our killer.

[Interrogating Clown suspect] You squirt me with that thing, I will shoot you, right here in front of everybody, understand me?

Danny Messer

[After talking about evidence] ok... one more thing, do you wear sneakers inside clown shoes?

Mac Taylor

Are you seriously asking me that question?

Danny Messer

What, no good? What the hell do I know about clowns?

Mac Taylor

Look, I'm a bright man Danny, but I'm afraid I can help you with that one.

Jo Danville

Hey.

Danny Messer

Jo, do you wear sneakers inside clown shoes?

Jo Danville

I don't know, I don't own any.

Danny Messer

Clown shoes?

Jo Danville

Sneakers.

Mac Taylor

Danny, get out of here.

Mac Taylor

Get me some answers.

Hey, Mac seems like a nice guy.

Jo Danville

He is.

Any reason I should be jealous?

Jo Danville

[rolls eyes]

Danny Messer

Inhaling your alcohol... I think I saw this in an episode of The Jetsons.

I'm not a doctor, but that can't be good for you.

Danny Messer

The vapor or the girl?

Yeah...

Mac Taylor

What happened here Don?

This was a truck party gone bad. It's the latest craze in afterhours entertainment. They convert tractor trailers into exclusive nightclubs. Times and locations are spread among the social networks.

Mac Taylor

I'm assming this one didn't start at the bottom of the Hudson?

Jo Danville

I thought the truck was not supposed to move once the party started.

It's not.

Mac Taylor

So who moved it?

Couple cabbies nearly got runover, but they didn't get a good look of the drivers face. They did say that he accelerated through the fence. The abscence of skid marks confirms that there was no breaking.

Mac Taylor

Driver could've drowned. Or still be among the survivors.

Jo Danville

we have divers in the water looking for more bodies and the others are being transported to the precint for questioning.

My guess; driver saw that river coming, jumped before splash down, then got the hell out of dodge.

Mac Taylor

Either way, looks like crashing this party wasn't an accident.

( Sees half naked woman in the body painting studio.)Are you free for something tonight?

Jo Danville

( Pulls Flack out from the room.) Flack, go!

Guess who walks out?

Jo Danville

Sounds like the punch line to a bad joke, professional killer, and ex-con walk into a bar.

Mac Taylor

Three dead bodies isn't the kind of buzz you want.

Lindsay Monroe

Wanna know the secret to bad medicine? Soap scum.

So, Camille Jordanson wasn't just stealing meds. She was also giving them fake meds in return. Pun intended: That's pretty sick.

I got what the system couldn't. Justice.

Mac Taylor

What you got was retribution.

Aren't they the same thing?

Mac Taylor

Not even close.