It's a to-do list for tomorrow. If you're going to kill yourself, why spend time planning to pay bills and do laundry?
S2 E9City of the Dolls
I am suspicious about everything and sure of nothing.
S2 E10Jamalot
It's a simple game. The jam is a two-minute period where each team tries to score points by having their jammer lap members of the opposing team.
You cannot know this.
Someone took me to a game.
Nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game. Oh, unless you were on a date.
It was fun.
The game or the date?
There's something rotten in the Kingdom of Jamalot.
PPolly
My first time as a murder suspect and I don't even get the cop of my choice to bust my cuffs.
I'll send Detective Taylor your regards.
PPolly
I'd like to send him a lot more than my regards.
Not a very creative body-dump.
Does the job, right?
You can take the girl out of high school, but you can't take the scars of high school out of the girl.
[walks into the lab to see Lindsay testing products from Manhattan Minx's shower room] Do you really need all these
Oh, I thought you said collect everything.
No, I mean...women. Do you really need all these...products?
You're asking me? I work in a lab.
[about their victim]
Apparently, he was some sort of...
Writer.
Yeah.
[indicating photographs of the body taken under an ALS light] It was everywhere.
Someone's trying to kill the whole starting team?
That's one way to get more playing time.
HOHallie on Wheels
[Hallie is one of the roller-derby girls]
[to a little girl in her daycare] Briana, don't hit.
I guess you're one of those, "Do as I say, not as I do," daycare providers.
S2 E11Trapped
Funny how a little lube speeds up the processing.
[Lindsay and Mac are standing in front of a lube pit at a strip club]:
There might be some evidence in there.
Let me know what you find. [Mac gives her a look] I'll go get my boots. [Mac nods]
Yeah, I think I saw this on an episode of The Flintstones.
Cute.
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