Ah, now, see? That's a shame.
What's a shame?
Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good shotgun.
S2 E8Bad Beat
[Lindsay is digging through a dumpster looking for evidence]
This new-girl stuff has really got to stop.
It's better than digging through tiger dung.
Funny.
[Flack starts breaking cigars in half]
RRobert
Do you have any idea how much that costs?
Now? Nothing.
[Flack breaks another cigar]
Hey, Stell.
Yeah?
That smell Cuban to you?
[Stella sniffs the cigar]
Can't tell. Better break another one.
You play poker?
Occasionally. You have a problem with that?
Yeah. You're physically incapable of keeping a straight face.
Really?
Now Mac. There's a man with a poker face. Who knows what he's thinking?
…Put time of death at least 8 hours ago.
Actually… [looks at his watch] 10 hours and 13 minutes.
It's impossible to be that exact on ToD.
You think so, Einstein?
Danny, I'm a certified pathologist. I know so.
Her coat is damp, I got caught in the rain last night. 20-minute torrential downpour: 8:45. Only the makeup on the right side of her face is streaked which means she was lying dead here when the rain began.
Showoff.
MTMale tenant
No, I didn't hear anything unusual. What happened?
A guy was shot down the hall.
MTMale tenant
Oh..yeah..I heard that.
Did you call 9-1-1?
MTMale tenant
No. Why?
FTFemale tenant
Do you have any idea what time it is?
I'm sorry for the disturbance, ma'am, but-
FTFemale tenant
I asked you a question.
Do I know what time it is? Yes, it's 3 am.
FTFemale tenant
I ought to sue for harrasment.
[Female tenant slams door shut]
You have a good night now.
Adam when you're done with that I got a pair of slacks that I need ironed.
KLKelly Lindgren
This is Joel?
What, you don't recognize him with half his face blown off?
[knocks on a man's door. A man opens it, standing in his underwear, holding a beer and scratching his chest] Never mind. [reaches for door handle to pull door closed] Carry on, sir.
S2 E9City of the Dolls
[Lindsay is taking off her shoes before heading into a suspect's home]
You don't have to do that.
I was taught that, if you show a little respect, you might get more than you came for.
You be good cop, I'll be bad cop.
I guess you didn't grow up with hardwood floors.
No, actually, Bronx Marble.
What's that?
Linoleum.
[Lindsay puts her shoes back on after the talk with the suspect]
I thought you were going to play good cop.
There's just something about that woman.
You make me nervous Mac, you got that look.
What look is that?
The one that says: "We're not quite finished, cancel your plans for the evening."
MMaka
Never broke an arm off of your GI Joe?
Yeah, but I did it on purpose, casualty of war.
Miss Drake's been busy. There's more semen samples here than at a fertility clinic.
HHarry
So, it'll probably be around a whole week or so before they can list the apartment on the market?
Yeah, we usually don't let the realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting. [Flack leaves to go back to her apartment]
HHarry
Well, I just thought I'd ask. And the attitude is unnecessary. [Flack turns and gives him a look]
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