[is trapped in a panic room until somebody can get him out] This is getting better and better, and I'm not spending a week in here with a crazy dead guy trying to figure the code, so do me a favour, call a locksmith.
S2 E11Trapped
[on panic-room monitor] So you're telling me I'm stuck in this spaceship until tomorrow morning?
Hey, crimestopper. Run to Ray's, grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, right? Bring it back. Just fold it up, slide it right through the hole.
That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer.
He's definitely in some kind of trouble.
Maybe you should cut him some slack. He is your brother.
If it's not trouble, he's probably looking for a handout.
Danny, help is on the way.
Well, I'll be in here.
[Locksmith made a tiny hole on the wall]
LLocksmith
Can you see me?
Yeah, you're beautiful. Now get me out.
[repeating what the therapist just said] Hypnotherapy...
You're rich enough, you try things.
What have you got there?
Surfactant and hypochlorite.
And for those of us with just a high-school diploma?
Bleach.
That's it? No butler?
No.
Too bad. I thought we could wrap that one up quick.
What?
In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
I was a Monopoly guy.
[About the burn victim]
Tattoo on the inner thigh, means eyes only, means our vic had a lover.
Lovers' spat? Things got a little heated?
Literally.
[About the burn victim]
AAngie
Buyer beware. Kandy was a gold digger. I just wanted her next lover to know all the facts. I gave her everything she wanted. And she burned me.
And someone did the same to her.
(Marty is consulting Danny over the phone about how to examine the victim)
Lucky you're not claustrophobic. Me? I do not like confined spaces.
Why'd you choose a career that puts you in a windowless room with dead bodies then?
Ladies love the degree.
6 years of med school to become a player, eh?
No...I was already a player, Messer. I just needed the bank to pay for my Porsche.
You know what? I officially hate you right now, all right?
[laughing] You done?
Yup. Only thing abnormal about this guy is the blood leaking from his neck.
Well you're gonna have to test it. Look around. Improvise.
Word of the day. Improvise.
[Marty & Danny talk about Time of Death]
Let's get a more precise TOD.
You're not serious.
There's gotta be a bathroom there, right?
Yeah.
Then be a good Boy Scout and go find a thermometer.
[Danny goes to the bathroom]
It's your lucky day, Doc.
Nice. Now plant it in the end zone, and put some points on the board.
[Danny doesn't say anything]
Messer? Is it in?
Gimme a sec. Rigor's setting in.
Welcome to my world.
[after using glue and a coffee pot to check a knife for fingerprints] Think I've seen this on an episode of The Flintstones.
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