TV show quotes
(outside the bank, about Gunman Joe) This guy's not a shooter. There's something else going on. We need more time.
Time is not what you give to a hostagetaker, Detective.
Thirty minutes. Thirty minutes and then it's your show.
All right, thirty, starting now. After that, I'm taking the first steps towards ending this thing.
This could have been an accident.
No, it wasn't an accident. I'm not gonna let you pin this murder on me.
Calm down, Joe. No one's doing that.
You don't think I know what's going on out there? Your friends are out there trying to figure out a way to get in here without killing a lot of innocent people. They don't give a damn about me. 'Cause they think I'm a murderer. And you know what that means? That means they'll put a bullet in me the first chance they get. That's why I'm not leaving here until you prove that I didn't pull that trigger. And if I'm not leaving, nobody's leaving.
(outside the bank) Where's Mac?
With the body.
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
This ain't your everyday bank robbery, Stell. This guy made three demands. Unmarked police car, no press and somebody from Crime Scene.
He wanted one of us?
He swears he didn't kill the guy inside and he wants someone in there to prove he's not a murderer.
So Mac agreed to meet one of his demands?
In exchange for a hostage.
(about Gunman/Joe) Oh, this guy is smart. Now he's got a cop for insurance.
I'm three months pregnant. I don't want to die.
(to Joe) You're under arrest for the murder of Derek James, Lauren Salinas, kidnapping and attempted murder of a crime scene investigator, armed robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery. But most of all, for pissing me off.
(regading his decision to go to Flack first) I made a choice that I would make again, but I do not mean to disrespect you in any way.
(about him getting shot and being okay) Divine intervention?
God's a scientist, Lindsay.
[to Lindsay]
I sense a demonstration coming.
Dante Gunther and Liza Carpenter have to be connected somehow.
They both died of radioactive thallium poisoning at around the same time. Other than that, I still do not see a connection.
What if they just randomly crossed paths?
Few seconds at a public place, unaware of each other, not knowing that they came into contact with something contaminated? If that's true, how many more people out there have no idea how sick they are?
When did you start hiding behind Buddha?
Oh, my transition occurred when I stopped hiding.
Great. Then you won't mind telling us what you know about these two people.
I'm not familiar with these individuals.
No? 'Cause we're familiar with your tendency to go nuclear. And since these poor folks died of radiation poisoning, and one of them had your address in his pocket.
(about Sid) His condition will get worse if we don't figure this out fast. Radiation can eat through every organ in your body. There's got to be something we can do.
There is. Let's get back to the lab and try to figure out what took Liza Carpenter's life before it takes his.
I paint a lot of girls. Maybe you're interested.
I'm only interested in finding out what happened to this one.(holding the picture) We didn't pick up significant radioactive trace on you or your studio. Did you make contact with her in any other way?
(smiling) I like the way you think, but no. She wasn't my type.
How you doing?
Let's just say I know how a microwaved burrito feels. But I should also say thank you. I owe a great deal of my recovery to you.
Ah, come on, that was nothing. You would have done the same for me.
As a matter of fact, I would.
It was a free concert in the park by Maroon 5.
Must've been one hell of a show.
Our vic is Liza Carpenter. A first year Asian Studies major at Triborough College. Stumbled out in front of the crosstown bus as it was leaving the stop.
The bus didn't kill her. Look where it is in relation to the bus stop. What is that, ten feet?
Yeah, beanbags for crowd control. This place went from a sing-along to a slugfest in about 60 seconds. Come on, you’re not saying that one of our guys is gonna take the heat for this?
Not saying anything… yet.
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