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I'm gonna head out to Brighton Beach, 'cause one of the guys who got busted with Scott Colson owns a Russian food joint, called Sokov's.
If the guy took his chances running with the Russian mob, maybe his past finally caught up with him.
Da! (as Lindsay laughs)
I thought lock and key parties went out in the seventies.
Apparently they've had resurgence. Who knew?
[Stella and Don arrive at a key party to question people]
Don't be shy. Everybody's a bit nervous their first time out.
Actually we're not here to participate.
[looking suggestively at Stella] That's our loss.
We're NYPD.
I'm so sorry! That's right, you called earlier. I was expecting big burly men with guns.
If you'd focused your attention in my direction, you might see one.
I'm an American citizen.
With a rap sheet as long as the Constitution.
You let a lady walk home drunk? What a gentleman you are.
I need all his clothes removed and bagged. What's his status?
His white blood cell count's off the charts, he's got internal bleeding in his GI track and his organs are showing signs of failure. Other than that he's fine.
[Stella and Don arrive at a key party to question people]
I thought lock and key parties went out in the seventies.
Apparently they've had resurgence. Who knew?
Don't be shy. Everybody's a bit nervous their first time out.
Actually we're not here to participate.
[looking suggestively at Stella] That's our loss.
We're NYPD.
I'm so sorry! That's right, you called earlier. I was expecting big burly men with guns.
If you'd focused your attention in my direction, you might see one.
You know, when the press gets wind of this, they'll make it look like we're gunning for Dobson just to make his lawsuit go away. Don't mess this up, Mac.
Adam, I can't afford to be caught off guard with information as critical as this.
What?
DNA report on the mover's blanket. Why did I get this from Gerrard and not you?
G-Gerrard was here when the results came in and he asked me to show it to him.
Mac, Adam was busy doing something for me.
There's a lot of data coming in to this lab, I have to be on top of it.
What was I supposed to do.
You should've picked up the phone, called me right away.
Anyone in this lab would have done the same thing. Gerrard's the Deputy Inspector.
I don't give a damn what his title is. When I'm working a case, information like this comes to me as soon as you get it.
(Lindsay walks in and finds Sheldon and Adam writing on a glass board to calculate the exact place from where a victim plunged to his death.)
Aw, yuck. Trigonometry.
You know, Mac... the uh, the Department decides to go through with their internal investigation, I'm gonna have to answer questions. All I know is what you told me when I got up to the top.
Like I told the DA, I did not toss Clay Dobson off that roof. This investigation is nothing but a big political show.
Yeah, regardless, the media's soaking the story up, and by the time they're done with it, your word may not be good enough, Mac.
What about this website? It's encouraging kids to hurt themselves. That can't be legal.
Contests aren't against the law. Neither is stupidity or bad judgement.
(about the fallen-angel victim)
No ID on the vic. Could be a Michael or Gabriel. They say it's tough to make it in Manhattan. Heaven must be brutal.
Yeah.
Still checking Missing Persons and Nostradamus.
I was just wondering. When you were making all those arrests, locking up bad guys, were you imagining a day when you'd be so busy kissing the Chief of Detective's ass you wouldn't remember what it was like to be a cop?
You son of a bitch. I don't deserve that. You know I'm here because...
You don't have to explain it Inspector, I get it. You're just a puppet. I'll take my case to the badge that pulls the strings.
Why do we do what we do, huh?
What do you mean?
Why do we wake up in the morning at three o'clock, stand at a crime scene in the freezing cold, living paycheck-to-paycheck, for what? To protect and serve? Serve who, the public? Sometimes it seems like they hate us, and then, here we got the brass ready to throw us to the lions.
(shrugs) We do it cause we're good at it. Maybe we'd be lousy at anything else. I don't know. Maybe we do it for the one or two times somebody actually thanks us for finding their son's murderer.
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