It's not illegal to be a sociopath.
S3 E19Daze of Wine and Roaches
LVLuther Vandeross
I can certainly answer any of your questions or write them down and have Evie respond by e-mail.
That's not how this works. See, we're old school. We're all old light bulbs and cold concrete rooms.
[in the wine vault]
So this is where they store the million-dollar grape juice, huh?
[Shocked] You killed him over a cockroach?
...
[after the bus-boy's empassioned speech about cockroaches] So...So you killed a guy...over a cockroach?
S3 E20What Schemes May Come
Planning your fantasy death is the ultimate finale to life.
Yeah, but we're talking about an ice pick to the brain, Stella. I think you might be romanticizing.
Somebody kissed his ring. Lipstick kiss.
Maybe our Lancelot had a rendezvous with Guinevere at the park?
You ready for the answer?
Whatever the outcome, I am bound and determined to live every day to the fullest.
(about the victim being alive) I'm the one who pronounced him dead.
Based on what?
Based on eight years of training and eight more years on the job. I haven't forgotten how to tell if a victim is alive or dead, Mac!
He took a genetics course of yours last year.
QBQuinn Brookman
I've had a lot of students.
But only one of them helped you steal a body.
I'm so glad that figuring this stuff out, is your job.
[describing the woman he saw]
JJJ.J. Huntsville
She was mostly in the shadows. She had great legs though. And the outfit she had on could fit in a martini glass.
We saw a rat with an ear on its back. I'm mean, I've got to be honest, I can handle dead bodies obviously, floaters, old ladies cut in little pieces, but mix and match with different species.
Now what's the expression? Progress is a great thing, it just went on for too long.
He took a genetics course from you, at university last year.
QBQuinn Brookman
I've had lots of students.
But only one helped you steal a body.
S3 E21Past Imperfect
The way I feel has never affected the way I do my job.
My weakness, I guess. Every hood Truby ever collared is going to be angling for a get-out-of-jail-free pass. Clay Dobson was just the first in line.
You having a good time, saying I told you so?
No.
(looking around the work firm) Nice place, Dobson, looks like your father's doing quite well for himself.
CDClay Dobson
Detective Taylor, I was just about to send you a fruit basket. You're the reason I'm out of jail, indirectly, of course. If you're looking for an architect, I think we might be a little out of your price range.
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