TV show quotes
(hands Danny a lighter) You want to do the honors?
Are you lighting your arm on fire in the name of science?
What other job allows you to set your boss on fire? Going once, going twice...
(takes the lighter) Sold, but if you go up in flames, I get your office?
You think Houdini knew the impact he would have on Mafia lingo?
I'm sorry?
When they whack somebody, they say, "we made him do a Houdini". Do you think that would make him proud?
Are we actually having this conversation?
Oh, I'm sorry. Can you explain the difference between DNA and RNA? Is that better, 'cause that's scintillating conversation right there.
It would be if you knew the answer-
This is what your looking for, it has all three items you showed me in those photographs. You better return this though, it's a collector's item. I don't want to find out you two pulled a Houdini on me.
(Don walks away smirking)
(hallucinates seeing Lindsay Monroe walking towards him and realizes it is not her)
I'm losing my mind.
(about their cut up victim)
She was alive when he cut her in half.
Something tells me this girl wasn't a volunteer from the audience.
That's impressive. It's not a butterfly, but it's impressive.
[to Mac and Danny] If that's all detectives, I'm gonna go light myself on fire.
[talking about his next "trick"] And most importantly, it has be performed by a highly pissed off professional!
Go with your instincts.
[throws his hands in the air] Why do I even bother if you already know the answer Mac?
[after Rupert has said that he loved the victim]
Yeah, and nothing says "I love you back" like an order of protection.
(as the look around the wine cellar)
Since when do you know so much about wine, Montana?
We're more than beer and buffalo burgers, Messer.
I think Danny's favorite wine is the house Chianti.
See, that's where you're wrong. My favourite wine is beer.
[explaining his theory about what happened] Then he was screwed to death.
6.5, Mess. Little shaky on the landing.
(in reference to the jeweled pet)
I mean, isn't the cockroach kind of the unofficial mascot of New York?
Very funny, take it easy there, Montana.
Get outta here, these are real stones?
Uh huh, and I'm thinking this chain was attached, which makes this roach jewelry, or a pet, or a jeweled pet.
Or roach-broche.
Hey, it could be the next big thing.
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