Autopsy results?
This is a good one. A runner who somehow has frostbite on his face in 90 degree heat, who died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the middle of Central Park.
[Mac smirks, as Hawkes just looks dumbfounded]
S3 E3Love Run Cold
That's just... [thinks for a brief moment] not possible.
[referring to the New York Marathon]
What makes someone want to run 26.2 miles anyway?
[Lindsay is looking up] She was stabbed with an icicle?
That's cold.
Not cold enough. Our evidence is about to turn into a big pool of water.
[the icicle in the victim is melting]
Just my opinion, but cyanide seems a lot simpler way to kill someone.
Murder's never simple doctor.
S3 E4Hung Out to Dry
Did some research on the Hydra.
Whoa, research - you're Greek, don't you know all that stuff?
Even we Greeks have to brush up on our mythology once in a while.
JHJohn Hayes
[to Mac and Danny] All right, so you two are the smart cops.
Yeah, somewhere along the way we learned to read.
Lindsay Monroe Prints were a bust. CODIS was about as helpful as FEMA.
(To Hawkes) Shane Casey, he's coming after you.
JHJohn Hayes
Still browsing?
How much are they?
JHJohn Hayes
$29 a piece
Danny Messer (snorts) I think we'll stick to Barney's!
(concerning the beheaded victim found hanging from the ceiling fan) Britney and Kevin came to do the nasty, instead they found the nasty. Decapitated, no sign of the head.
(to Sheldon & Mac about the victim) The rawness of the flesh indicates she was alive during the beheading, but I bet she didn't feel a thing. Her blood alcohol level was 0.26 blotto. The highest I've ever registered was 0.23, but that was in celebration of my first divorce, and I fell down a flight of stairs, didn't feel a thing.
[the team arrives to investigate a murder at a college fraternity party]
Witnesses? Sober ones anyway?
Nah. I waited for you to get here before I started my interviews, looking forward to that by the way. I swear to you, if one of them calls me "bro"...
[Don is questioning a fraternity member with alcohol bottles taped to his hands]
FGFrat Guy
It's called "Edward-40-Hands", you know, like "Edward Scissor Hands", but with 40s.
Get out of here.
FGFrat Guy
No serious, that's what they call it.
No, I mean get out of my face, I never want to see you again, go!
FGFrat Guy
Whatever, bro.
College tuition: $40,000. Room and Board: $10,000. Puking and passing out on your parent's dime: Priceless.
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