TV QuotesDatabase
S3 E4

CSI: NY · Season 3, Episode 4

“Hung Out to Dry” quotes from CSI: NY

12 quotes

“Hung Out to Dry” · Season 3, Episode 4

In this episode: Danny Messer (4), Don Flack (3), Stella Bonasera (3), Mac Taylor (2), Sid Hammerback (1)

JHJohn Hayes

[to Mac and Danny] All right, so you two are the smart cops.

Yeah, somewhere along the way we learned to read.

Lindsay Monroe Prints were a bust. CODIS was about as helpful as FEMA.

JHJohn Hayes

Still browsing?

How much are they?

JHJohn Hayes

$29 a piece

Danny Messer (snorts) I think we'll stick to Barney's!

(concerning the beheaded victim found hanging from the ceiling fan) Britney and Kevin came to do the nasty, instead they found the nasty. Decapitated, no sign of the head.

(to Sheldon & Mac about the victim) The rawness of the flesh indicates she was alive during the beheading, but I bet she didn't feel a thing. Her blood alcohol level was 0.26 blotto. The highest I've ever registered was 0.23, but that was in celebration of my first divorce, and I fell down a flight of stairs, didn't feel a thing.

[the team arrives to investigate a murder at a college fraternity party]

Witnesses? Sober ones anyway?

Nah. I waited for you to get here before I started my interviews, looking forward to that by the way. I swear to you, if one of them calls me "bro"...

[Don is questioning a fraternity member with alcohol bottles taped to his hands]

FGFrat Guy

It's called "Edward-40-Hands", you know, like "Edward Scissor Hands", but with 40s.

Get out of here.

FGFrat Guy

No serious, that's what they call it.

No, I mean get out of my face, I never want to see you again, go!

FGFrat Guy

Whatever, bro.

(to Shane Casey)You're only one normal guy at this place.

Shane CaseyThanks, detective.(Than he walks away and Danny sees he wears a skirt.)

(to Shane Casey) You're the only normal, sober guy at this party.

SCShane Casey

Will do, detective. (Then he walks away and Danny sees he is wearing a grass skirt and nothing underneath.)

These quotes come from Wikiquote's CSI: NY pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.