I'll do a little demonstration.
I love it when she does this.
S3 E1People With Money
CRClarence Rome
I'm busting a gut here. You should take this show on the road.
Yeah, I might.
So, Flack, how many numbers did you get?
I don't like where you're going with this, Monroe.
How many?
Three.
Everybody loves a hero.
[Flack is flirting with some techs.]
Impressing your fans with your battle wounds?
They were concerned about my recovery. I was just putting them at ease.
[Sid is talking about necrophilia.]
You're going to that creepy place again, Sid.
Hey, what happened? I don't see Benton breathing down your neck. He take the training wheels off?
DJDet. Jennifer Angell
You here to bust my balls or to work, Messer?
Oooh, Angell got her wings, huh?
APAsad, the personal bodyguard
I told her I couldn't have sex with her....personal reasons.
So tell us how the rest of the night went,...player.
Did you know that, when Egyptian Princesses died, they were not embalmed for several days to prevent necrophilia. The natural degradation of the body made it unappealing even to the most deviant of men. Why someone would want to have sex with a lifeless body in the first place...
Sid?
I mean it's counterintuitive...
Sid? Sid!
What?
You're going to that creepy place again.
So Sam's plan was to propose to someone else on the bridge, then pick up Erica Lancaster to "talk".
Translation: end their relationship.
Get dressed. Plunge is over.
All roads lead to Rome.
S3 E2Not What It Looks Like
[Lindsay holds a diamond necklace that was knocked out of the jewelry case during a robbery.]
Don't even think about it, Montana.
This necklace is worth more than I make in a year. It's crazy.
I don't see the big deal. Diamond is just an allotrope of the element carbon.
Spoken like a true romantic.
They're all dressed as Holly Golightly.
Breakfast at Tiffany's. Except I don't get it. I don't remember Holly Golightly ever robbing a jewelry store.
You're right. It was a love story.
No love here.
(to Lindsay) Size two will get you in.
This is one of the most well-preserved mummies I've seen in my many years as a pathologist. The environmental conditions of temperature and humidity and ventilation must have been just optimum. I can only compare it to the best sex you've ever had, reaching climax at precisely that…
All right, Sid, you can help.
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