“Not What It Looks Like” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Danny Messer (4), Lindsay Monroe (4), Sal Bovado (3), Mac Taylor (2), Stella Bonasera (2), Sid Hammerback (2), Dr. Peyton Driscoll (2), Sheldon Hawkes (1)
[Lindsay holds a diamond necklace that was knocked out of the jewelry case during a robbery.]
Don't even think about it, Montana.
This necklace is worth more than I make in a year. It's crazy.
I don't see the big deal. Diamond is just an allotrope of the element carbon.
Spoken like a true romantic.
They're all dressed as Holly Golightly.
Breakfast at Tiffany's. Except I don't get it. I don't remember Holly Golightly ever robbing a jewelry store.
You're right. It was a love story.
No love here.
(to Lindsay) Size two will get you in.
This is one of the most well-preserved mummies I've seen in my many years as a pathologist. The environmental conditions of temperature and humidity and ventilation must have been just optimum. I can only compare it to the best sex you've ever had, reaching climax at precisely that…
All right, Sid, you can help.
(Hawkes is laughing at him because of the dog) What?
You know what they say about dogs and their owners. The resemblance is uncanny. (laughs)
That's funny
You know, Messer, I imagined you with something a little meatier.
He's a loaner.
I'm sure he is.
I'll be in Reconstruction, you clown.
[to Stella] Yeah, I know: I look like the dog!
[Sid and Peyton are flipping a coin to see who gets to do the autopsy on Pauline Rayburn. Peyton wins] It's heads. She's yours. Can--can I at least watch? This is one of the most well-preserved mummies I've seen in my many years as a pathologist. The environmental conditions of temperature and humidity and ventalation must have been just, you know, optimum. You can only compare it to the best sex you've ever had, reaching climax at precisely that--that...
[Interrupting] All right, Sid, you can help. But I get to print her.
Fair enough.
Danny, you've been staring at that same piece of glass for five minutes. [Smirks] Can I bag it for you or are you waiting for it to turn back into sand?
I swear to you, I totally forgot about that gun. I wanna make it very clear that I am not a cop killer. It was sincerly intended for anyone else but you, Officer.
[pause] That didn't come out right.
[Shows a picture of Pauline Rayburn] Tell me about Pauline Rayburn.
Don't know her.
[Shows a picture of a mummified Pauline Rayburn] Know her now?
[Disgusted] No, I don't. Yo, man, I'm sensitive to graphic material.
[to Mac] You were born to do this work. [Mac laughs]
[goes over to her as she puts on a bulletproof-vest] What do you think you're doin'?
Danny, I'll be fine.
We have undercovers who can do this, all right? It's not our job
Well, it is now. We're out of time. You heard what she said, if we don't get in there in four minutes, her friend dies
I swear to you, I totally forgot about that gun. I wanna make it very clear that I am not a cop killer. It was sincerely intended for anyone else but you, Officer. [pause] That didn't come out right.
[Shows a picture of Pauline Rayburn] Tell me about Pauline Rayburn.
Don't know her.
[Shows a picture of a mummified Pauline Rayburn] Know her now?
[Disgusted] No, I don't. Yo, man, I'm sensitive to graphic material.
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