You on break?
I'm just taking five minutes to eat. That's okay, isn't it?
Eating is frowned upon, Hawkes. [Hawkes moves to put everything away] Hey, I'm kidding. Relax.
S2 E2Grand Murder at Central Station
It never ceases to amaze me how men of higher education can commit such...stupid crimes.
[about a little girl's teddy bear] So did Franklin help out or did he lawyer up?
[looking at three trees lined up and noticing one is bent over] Guess which tree needs Viagra.
[Mac has shown Aiden an unsealed evidence packet]
There are three things that I'll protect at any cost: the honor of this country, the safety of this city, and the integrity of this lab. As scientists, we have a great deal of power, the ability to assign guilt or innocence. But when we analyze a crime scene, we collect pieces of evidence, we make a promise to the people of this city. A promise to handle that evidence with respect, integrity, and good faith. When you broke the seal, you broke that promise.
I didn't do it. I didn't plant the evidence. I wanted to. Man, I wanted to, but I couldn't go through with it. I knew I couldn't live with that.
Is it that you couldn't live with it, or you couldn't compromise the integrity of this office?
You know how much this place means to me, Mac. But that son of a bitch raped Regina twice, and he's gonna get away with it twice?
And if the credibility of our findings is suspect, how many more do you think will walk? Ten? Twenty? A hundred? Truth is, Aiden, I can't have someone like that working in this lab. You're fired.
[handing over her badge] Truth is I can't do this anymore, Mac. I mean, I got to be honest with you. If somethin' like this ever happened again, I don't think I'd trust myself. And I'm sorry I let you down. Just do me a favor, huh? Catch this guy for Regina.
I will. This folder... will be right here on my desk till we get him.
I didn't know Evelyn, but I have to give her credit for one thing. For not being able to see, she was able to see right through you.
I don't cuddle.
This whole thing was an insurance scam.
Did you know rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez's ass is insured for one billion dollars?
Excuse me?
Five hundred million per cheek. They're her trade instruments, like a soccer player's legs or a model's face...
Or a surgeon's hands.
S2 E3Zoo York
[to Flack] Hey, you're sneezing on my crime scene.
[talking to Lindsay in the tiger's cage] I need you to hold the tiger's jaw so I can get the dental impression.
[whispering] Just take a deep breath. Don't let him know that you're afraid, 'cause he can sense when you're nervous.
The tiger's been tranquilized. I think I can handle it.
I'm talking about Mac. And make sure you call him "sir."
[after Lindsay calls him 'Sir' various times] And don't call me "sir".
It's all about pain, Hawkes. How much you're willing to endure to look good.
I'd say your debutante's been dead about 6 hours.
Debutante?
I didn't find any lines on her finger to indicate she was wearing an engangement or marriage ring, plus take in her age, dress, time of year, it all equals debutante season.
Don't tell me. You were an escort?
I attended a debutante ball. [pause] I was waiting tables.
Excuse me, are you Ryan Knight?
RKRyan Knight
No, I'm -- [swings duffle bag at Mac's head, then runs, only to be knocked down by Lindsay and cuffed by Mac]
What do they feed you up there in Montana?
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