TV show quotes
That's why we don't rely on eyewitness testimony. I saw what I saw, but the evidence knows what was really going on.
I can't get a straight answer about who's handling Steve Collins. That means it's federal.
[Mac has learned that Steve Collins was a confidential informant, which is why he was let out of prison]
You can't touch me!
Sure I can.
[pokes him hard]
Oww!
[Mac was a witness to a shooting in the diner where he goes every morning, and Don is taking his statement]
Well, I'm never going to get a better eyewitness account than this. What did you see?
[Mac is out on his first "date" since his wife died]
I didn't think you'd come.
I'm here.
[talking to a captured counterfeiter]
Once Steve came out of the bathroom, it all would have gone down as you planned it. Except something happened: I walked in. You may be an expert on the manipulation of bistable colorstaric crystals, but you wouldn't know a police officer if one walked right by you. Clark made me the second I walked in.
[regarding the victim's brain] It's about 98 degrees out here, the pavement is very hot, any remaining pieces are more than likely fried.
I knew this would be a no-brainer for you.
She didn't just say that.
She did.
[about mosquitoes] Only the female of the species bite.
Good for her!
Did you know that Hawkes is a walking encyclopedia of tidbit information?
That's good. Now you can go to him instead of Google.
[Stella is examining a diamond] I've been processing dirt all day and you've been shopping at Tiffany's.
It's hot a little bit, eh?
What the hell are you wearing that jacket for?
Ah, my mother still dresses me.
We all have that one case that haunts us.
You just told the man his partner was murdered, and he didn't even ask what happened.
Overwhelmed by the news, I guess. Or, maybe he already knows
Do you know anyone who would want to kill Mr. Price for a diamond?
I don't know anyone who wouldn't.
We got some whackadoo running around throwing acid in people's faces?
Not acid...lye.
All right. Well, I'll start with the nuts in this city and work my way up.
[Sees Scagnetti walk in with a pink bag] Oh, Detective Prada. That's a nice bag, matches your shoes perfectly.
[sarcastically] You're a funny guy, Messer.
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