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S2 E16Invasion

You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.

So that means you have his name and address?

CClerk

In the system...

[Long pause.]

Well, could you show it to me...please?

S2 E17Money For Nothing

Well, when we get close to tool marks and ink processing, I'll call you.

If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.

Well. I've got goosebumps.

[A robber is about to draw a gun on Horatio.]

Don't do it! Don't do it!

[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]

They never listen.

[Calleigh and Speed are trying to find a counterfeiter's hideout.]

Didn't you use to date a girl at the Department of Water and Power?

I did, a long time ago, she hates me, why?

Well, it's just that it takes an awful lot of juice to run an offset printer, and the electrical bill of our counterfeit house would be...spiking...It's not that tough to ask...even if she hates you.

SSuspect

Hey! So what happens to me?

20 years to life.

SSuspect

20 years for stealing counterfeit cash? The money isn't even real.

Killing somebody was.

This is all he left behind. [Points to a machine gun.]

Because his hands were filled with 3.2 million dollars.

So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?

Maybe because I put two in his gas tank.

SSuzie

Horatio...I told you, just because I slept with your brother, does not make us your problem.

No, but it makes you my family.

S2 E18Wannabe

His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.

"Import/Export," how organized crime.

Brutal murder, broad daylight, in the middle of the Grove, thought I'd seen it all.

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