Dale, the problem with sexual predators is that they don't get satisfied by the kill, they get turned on by it.
S2 E14Slow Burn
Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.
I know, your eyes were cooked.
[Eric's eyes hurt after surviving a flash fire.]
Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.
Yeah, I know, Frank. You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.
[After surviving a flash fire.]
Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.
Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?
Everybody's a comedian!
So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?
DSDale Stahl
Yeah.
And they say that chivalry is dead.
S2 E15Stalkerazzi
[Horatio has just cracked the case.]
DCDanny Cato (a movie star)
I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
What would that be?
DCDanny Cato
The jury. I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.
How about a little time sitting in a jail cell? Might refresh your memory.
Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a patrol officer and a glorified trash collector.
Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?
What else did you take?
I took a hat, but that's it.
I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Hey, it's just a hat.
And that's why you're just a patrol cop.
MEMagazine Editor
Murders sell magazines, Officer. Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.
Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married?
I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.
So she's a swimmer.
Not for the girls' team, she isn't.
OOfficer
The guy who called this in?
Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.
[Holding a plastic bottle full of urine.] Okay, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is. And it's not Mountain Dew.
S2 E16Invasion
That's an interesting shovel you have there, did you do some digging lately?
SSteve
I planted a tree, Detective.
Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
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