Doesn't make sense if we're dealing with an amateur... [Stands and puts on sunglasses.] But we are looking for a pro.
S2 E18Wannabe
WSWally Shmagin
Be careful with that!
EOfficer Everhart
Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?
WSWally Shmagin
That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.
Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.
CDCarrie Delgado
Tim! Tell me you're kidding. Fifty blood stains?
Sorry. The next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.
I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV.
EOfficer Everhart
I have brush guards on my SUV.
And how many times have you gone off-road? Exactly. It's for appearance.
S2 E19Deadline
Speed.
These mints were curiously strong, they have the same chemical makeup as the residues from the baggies at the scene... opioid analgesic.
Painkillers? What about a brand?
Oxycodin, it's hillbilly heroin.
Revelations on Mike Griffith, Alexx.
Yeah, the human body wasn't made to withstand bullets.
You know, Josh, the truth...has this funny, mysterious way of finding daylight... Book him!
You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing! I'm gonna get this to trace!
S2 E20The Oath
[To Stetler.] You're ahead of the curve. That's sexy.
[Horatio inquires about a prostitute witness.]
What's her name?
GGary
Like they give you the real one.
We'll take a fake one and a location.
Somebody left DNA?
3 "Somebodies."
You're kidding me.
First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer.
Are there any CODIS hits?
Nada!
Right, how about the other two "somebodies"?
Not saliva, not female.
I guess we weren't the only one who got lucky.
You shouldn't say that, male sample got trapped inside the gum, I'm guessing she chewed it... mmm after.
Right, she's living dangerously.
Wow!
Me and Stetler huh?
When did that happen?
He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.
Do you know her friend's name?
FRFred Rutter
Uhh, Maria, Maria something, they're always jabbering in Spanish.
A woman named Maria in Miami... That narrows it down!
[A police officer is gunned down.]
Let's call in all shifts. If they hit one of us, they hit us all.
S2 E21Not Landing
You need some help?
Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep.
Leaving that one alone.
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