Unreasonable acts are all I see.
Amen to that.
S2 E10Extreme
So, who was supposed to rescue her?
RWRhonda Weber
Her boyfriend, Tommy. The kidnapping was his gift to her.
How thoughtful.
But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court. You understand?
Yeah. But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?
Carefully.
S2 E11Complications
He was strangled, then dangled.
Are you tied up?
Very cute.
[To Valera, about plastic surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.
DDoctor
You've never made a mistake, Lieutenant?
Not one I was forced to bury.
[Explaining to Calleigh how their vic got an adrenaline shot.] Uma Thurman, "Pulp Fiction."
PSProcess Server
[Bringing a civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza?
He doesn't live here anymore.
PSProcess Server
Where does he live?
He doesn't.
You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves.
S2 E12Witness To Murder
PTPete Tolson
Hey, I did that guy a favor! He was a retard!
Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.
Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
Alexx, we just gave the...
Timmy, I know.
People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.
S2 E13Blood Moon
What is that? Some kind of lotion?
Looks like skin moisturizer.
Great! Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.
S2 E14Slow Burn
[To a suspect] Dale. Dale? Are you a sexual predator?
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