Alexx Woods quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

[About the shark on the autopsy table.] How's our gunshot victim?

Alexx

Ugh. I'm never eating seafood again. These guys really are garbage disposals!

Alexx

Wound traces are shallow, the cuts almost seem... tentative.

Ryan

I don't think you can be tentative 8 times.

Ryan

You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.

Alexx

Hey! My staff isn't trained to watch the living. I'm more interested in how he got in.

Calleigh

If you don't mind my asking, if you know how he was killed and when he was killed why did you send his stomach contents to trace?

Alexx

Calleigh, gut feeling. Okay no pun intended.

Ryan

I'll run it against the husband.

Alexx

All the parties on that block, honey, I'd run it against the entire neighborhood.

Alexx

[looking at victim] Shot in the light of day? In a house full of people? That's cold-blooded, Horatio.

Horatio

As cold...as ice!

Alexx

What d'ya find?

Ryan

The rest of his head.

Alexx

Hey!

Ryan

Yeah?

Alexx

CSI Wolfe, mitts off, honey. Body parts are mine. Stick to the physical evidence!

Calleigh

Brody Lassiter, I don't believe it.

Alexx

You're a fan?

Calleigh

I only saw Blitzed three times. It's that whole "bad boy" thing; I guess I like it.

Natalia

There's something in his teeth? What is that?

Alexx

Now, honey, I can't do all your work for you. [Hands her the evidence bag.]

Natalia

Thank you.

Calleigh

Is it just me, or have people gotten a little too casual about seeing a dead body?

Alexx

It's easier when decomp's at a distance, believe me.

Calleigh

[entering the morgue] You know I'm not supposed to be down here.

Alexx

[looking at Calleigh] Calleigh, honey. They said you couldn't work the field. Does this look like the field to you, baby?

Alexx

[Calleigh enters the morgue] Hey Calleigh.

Calleigh

Hi.

Alexx

I just finished up our girl, so she was a nanny huh?

Calleigh

Yes and seemingly a very good one.

Alexx

Your parents were well off, did you ever have a nanny?

Calleigh

Hmm...heh... I wish. It'd be nice to have a voice of reason in that house.

Calleigh

You know my mom she was... I don't know she was really more a friend than an authority figure, and my dad is just...

Calleigh

Well we all know that story.

Alexx

Wait a minute, so the bride went to the bachelor party at a strip club?

Delko

Gentleman's club.

Alexx

What's the difference?

Delko

The difference? I can afford to get into a strip club.

Alexx

There appear to be some dark flakes in his hair. He didn't hit something... something hit him.

Horatio

So we have death... from above.

Sorry if I'm embarrassing you in front of your friends.

Alexx

My friends? Those people are officers of the law. And they took an oath to solve this murder. And right now, all of the evidence is pointing them directly to Bryan Woods. Now, maybe in the backs of their minds they're hoping it's not you, for my sake. But once you get in front of that jury there won't be any hope. Those 12 people won't know me they won't know you, and they definitely won't know that you're covering for someone that you think is your friend.