Frank Tripp quotes from CSI: Miami

Tripp

All eyes are trained on her every move.

Horatio

Except her last one.

Calleigh

You know, your knowledge of the fashion world it's--it's impressive. Do you have something you want to tell me?

Tripp

What? My ex-wife's favorite designer, she put me in hock with that stuff.

Calleigh

Okay, if that's your story.

My gun was used to kill someone?

Tripp

Yeah, any chance you were holding it at the time?

Tripp

First murder on the books in this part of town, not what you bargain for when you buy your chunk of the American dream.

Horatio

And then your dream becomes a nightmare.

Tripp

Well, that's a helluva way to start the day.

Horatio

[chuckling] And it's only 8 o'clock.

Tripp

I'll get a radio car.

Horatio

Frank, get two cars.

Ryan

Hey Frank, I got your message. What's the emergency?

Tripp

I got a, uh... suspect that's giving me the silent treatment.

Ryan

Oh yeah? You need my, uh... superior interrogation skills to work him over?

Tripp

Keep dreaming, bud. He asked for you.

Tripp

I just bought that car.

Horatio

You all right?

Tripp

Yeah. First it's a damn land mine, now it's a flying water heater. What next?

Horatio

Next, we catch a killer.

Tripp

Looks like vigilantes took it upon themselves to be the guy's judge and jury.

Horatio

Judge, jury and executioner.

Tripp

Is this Jason Billings' boat?

Yes, it is. Is he in some kind of trouble?

Tripp

Not anymore. He's dead.

Talked to Sherry?

Tripp

You shoulda paid her more; she belted it out like an opera singer.

Wonder what it feels like to kill a person?

Horatio

Well, you're in luck.

Why?

Tripp

A police officer died in that van, makes you guilty of felony murder.

Horatio

So, how does it feel?

Jake

What happened? You get knocked back to uniform?

Frank

These are stripes, sparky, all right? You're as dumb as you look. I just passed the Sergeant's exam.

Horatio

That bike was seen leaving a murder scene this morning.

Frank

It means it's state's evidence.

Take it, it's yours.

Frank

Well, by setting that fire you're interfering with an ongoing murder investigation.

It's my property. You can't arrest me for trashing my own bike.

Horatio

It's your property. Did you drive it this morning?

Nah, not today.

Horatio

Who did?

See, that's why I love my neighbors. We share everything. We all ride that bike. Are you gonna arrest us all?

Horatio

Yeah, I am.

Those weapons were headed to the Middle East, where they'd end up being used on our own troops.

Tripp

Well you forgot to collect the guns.