Frank Tripp quotes from CSI: Miami

Tripp

Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.

Code 18, any victims?

Tripp

Yeah, there's a victim, me!

My cousin's not the only tough guy.

Tripp

There's nothing tough about murder.

You done it?

Tripp

Shut up!

Tripp

He ran head-on into a stone wall. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Looks to me like it was just a freak accident...

Eric

Or the perfect crime!

Tripp

What about Yelina? She disappeared.

Horatio

Frank, what...what are you asking me?

Tripp

You two are lucky to be alive, wish I could say the same about your other friend.

Oh my god, I don't know her, there were only two of us.

Alexx

I was hoping my services wouldn't be needed today.

Tripp

Do you think I guy like Darius can stop on his own Horatio?

Horatio

He's not going to stop until we make him stop.

Frank

No matter how you cut it, divorce sucks.

Horatio

Frank, it's a killer. [Puts on sunglasses.]

Tripp

That's not too sly, sweetheart, we had 9-mil casings at the scene. You wanna explain that?

Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.

Tripp

No such thing.

Is my client now a suspect in a murder investigation?

Tripp

We're sure as hell not here to sip tea, Hammett.

Tripp

Okay, see, here's what I don't get- you're getting ready to jump in bed and you're looking for a closet?

This jacket cost fifteen hundred bucks!

Tripp

Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?

[Being caught out having adulterous sex in his pool with his neighbor.] I know this doesn't look good...

Tripp

Well, this is about as far from good as anything could look...

Tripp

[To Jim Trinner.] You were banging the neighbor lady and we call that "motive."

Horatio

Yes, we do.

Tripp

Nice business dress. Probably on a break and got caught in the crossfire.

Horatio

That's what happens when worlds collide.

Ryan

Anything on the wife?

Tripp

Yeah, her alibi checks out, doctors office called and confirmed an appointment.

Ryan

So why she acting so weird?

Tripp

Probably conflicted, didn't want to live with Phillip, but she's married to his brother.

Ryan

And people think you're a tough guy.

My structural engineer says if I file for an extension now, I won't be cutting ribbon in eleven months.

Tripp

Hm, I'm crying inside, Mr. Suero.