Ryan Wolfe quotes from CSI: Miami

Tara

I didn't hurt anyone!

Ryan

You hurt Horatio, you hurt Julia, and you hurt Kyle.

Tara

I am so sorry!

Rick

It's gone beyond 'sorry' now. You're under arrest for felony theft, burglary, and evidence-tampering.

Tara

Ryan?

Ryan

I gave you every opportunity, Tara.

Delko

I believe this hair's from a cow, or a deer maybe. So this must've been transferred from whoever stole the keys?

Ryan

That, or some sort of hoofed creature stole the keys themselves and proceeded to kill someone.

Tara

I didn't hurt anybody. I didn't...

Ryan

You hurt Horatio. You implicated Kyle, you implicated Julia.

Rick

Your actions led to violence and put a lot of people at risk.

Tara

I'm sorry.

Rick

We're beyond that point now.

Tara

What's going to happen to me?

Rick

Dr. Price, you're under arrest for felony theft, burglary, and evidence-tampering.

Tara

Ryan?

Ryan

I gave you every opportunity, Tara.

Horatio

[to Yarovski] Tell him what they do to cop-killers, Frank.

Frank

We're going to put you in a place that makes gulag look like tennis camp!

Ryan

I love Kayley Ratcliffe!

My clerk tells me you want to cash a check for $100,000?

Ryan

Actually we want to give you an "I Owe You."

Funny. Get out of here or I'm gonna call the cops.

Calleigh

We are the cops!

Calleigh

Well, the interviews are today, so hopefully the nightmare will be over in and Eric can come back to work.

Ryan

Or you could both lose your jobs.

Calleigh

That's not very positive.

Ryan

So you get to fish out Burgess out of the toilet. Have fun with all that.

Jesse

You know, why don't you go for it?

Ryan

Well, I'm sorry first come first slime, my friend.

Jesse

Well, why don't we play for it?

Ryan

Rock, paper, scissors, are you serious?

Jesse

It's the L.A. way. Why you scared?

Ryan

Hell no, it's just I'm not eight years old that's all.

Walter

Okay boys, how are we going to pull this one off? We don't have the authority and I don't feel a warrant in my pocket.

Ryan

Walter, we have badges. These rural guys barely have educations.

Tom

Meet Mr. Tito Estevev of Always Protected Security.

Ryan

That company might want to think about getting a new name, don't you?

Tom

Funny.

Ryan

What have you got?

Walter

Possible skull fragment.

Ryan

Walter, this is a turtle shell.

Walter

A turtle shell?

Ryan

Yeah, this is a turtle shell. Those are your shoes, that's the sky.

Ryan

Just make yourself small and nonthreatening.

Walter

I can't be small and nonthreatening! I'm running for it!

Ryan

Don't, you can't outrun a bear!

Walter

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.

Jesse

It's okay, hey, hey, you're safe now girls.

Walter

Man, that's insane! I mean the guy was standing right over there! Looked fine to me.

Ryan

I bet he thought he dodged a bullet. Anyway, Walter last time I checked you can't charge a dead man with vehicular manslaughter.

Ryan

Well doctor, I don't have any sort of fancy medical degree, but I'd venture to guess that this victim died due to a head injury.

Tom

Incorrect.

Walter

This dress is so tiny. She always looks so much bigger on stage.

Ryan

Oh, yeah? Were you a Phoenicks fan?

Walter

Weren't you?

Ryan

No, Walter. I'm not an eleven year old girl.

Walter

Whatever man, Phoenicks was on fire.

Ryan

Literally.