Jesse quotes from CSI: Miami

Ryan

So you get to fish out Burgess out of the toilet. Have fun with all that.

Jesse

You know, why don't you go for it?

Ryan

Well, I'm sorry first come first slime, my friend.

Jesse

Well, why don't we play for it?

Ryan

Rock, paper, scissors, are you serious?

Jesse

It's the L.A. way. Why you scared?

Ryan

Hell no, it's just I'm not eight years old that's all.

Ryan

Just make yourself small and nonthreatening.

Walter

I can't be small and nonthreatening! I'm running for it!

Ryan

Don't, you can't outrun a bear!

Walter

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.

Jesse

It's okay, hey, hey, you're safe now girls.

Tripp

Zack Finley is not our guy. In fact I don't even know if he's a guy!

Jesse

Oh, come on, didn't you pat him down at the crime scene?

Tripp

Yeah, for a gun.

Walter

Whoa, whoa, whoa, so you're saying...

Tripp

Let me spell it out for you, the guy doesn't have the equipment.